Dan Adler

It’s a shame no-one told Gillian Anderson that the truth is out there.

Status: Still searching for that damned afikoman.

I prefer Leuchterm, especially the dotted variety.

I have been buying Now That’s What I Call Music CDs from charity shops. They’ve done about three a year for the last few decades, forty or so tracks on each. Let me tell you; there aren’t 120 tracks in a year worth listening to. Not a ‘pop music these days’ thing. Always been the case.

The Beano. Are they the baddies?

I’m sure all those people who were desperate to leave the EU so we wouldn’t be push around by foreigners anymore will be along to tell the yanks to piss off any … minute … now.

Paul has said more than once that but for Ringo the band would probably have split sometime around Revolver.

I think in this country we settled the whole question about whether politicians should be allowed to break the laws they set for the rest of us with Partygate.

Using laws brought in by Priti Patel and Suella Braverman, voted through by a majority Tory parliament.

WH Smiths, alias Jones.

“TG Jones” sounds like something a ‘brand consultant’ has thought up in return for a seven figure sum.

“New phone, Houthis?”

Funny how ‘difficult decisions’ always seem to end up with poor people getting poorer and the rich getting off unscathed.

Especially sung by Sherlock Holmes in the film version of My Fair Lady.

Yeah, if you’re going to rip off a British idea, don’t infect it with American ‘culture’.

Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer.

Hard mode. No villains.

Will no-one spare a thought for this guy?

If that’s how things work, how come the Japanese still speak Japanese?

I don’t think she quite understands that Hamas would slaughter her and her family too, given the chance.

It’s fine to call it Twitter. Elon deadnames his own kid.

Remember, it’s only ever ‘class war’ when people who read the Telegraph feel as though they’re losing some of their privilege. The rest of the time, when the rest of us are getting a raw deal, it’s business as usual.

Just listen to the music.

They need money and power to fill the gap their souls would otherwise be, but there’s never enough of either.

I have been buying Now compilations from charity shops. Three a year for forty+ years, 40+ tracks on each. Revelation: there aren’t 120 chart tracks per year worth listening to. This is not a gripe against ‘music these days’ - it’s always been the case.

I was at school with Tobes. He’s always been as absolute prick.

That’s nothing. Three times this week we’ve walked to the Bargello because the website has said it’s open. Closed every time.

Toby Young’s dad, who got the son into Oxford by calling the admissions tutor when the A level results weren’t up to scratch to ask “Do you know who I am?”.

Just because they’re Jewish doesn’t mean they can’t be anti-Semitic ..

I certainly didn’t have “The USA joins the Axis of Evil” on my bingo card, for sure.

They’re going to kill off a lot of their voters. It’s almost as if they’re considered surplus to requirements now.