Michael

We’ll always have Newcastle away. Shine on you crazy himbo.

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NEWSMAX * • Follow NEWSMAX 2d • Harvard Law School professor emeritus Alan Dershowitz was once again refused a pierogi from an unwilling vendor at a Martha's Vineyard market, the latest in his controversies over pierogis in the celebrity hot spot. newsmax.com Dershowitz Again Denied Pierogi, Told to Leave Farmer's Market 1.2K 750 comments 66 shares

Can’t say why exactly, but the phrase “once again refused a pierogi” made me laugh out loud.

Hany doesn't get enough credit for the 900-Year Rewind spot in his title win.

'94 Expos for sure, and also: What if Alex Gonzalez didn't boot the ball in Game 6 of the '03 NLCS?

I want a cover of "Fast Car" by the B-52s

He put that one in the Loft

New Yorkers: yeah it stinks and the subways don’t come on time but it’s home!!

Chicagoans:

Farthest I've Been:

N: Ardersier, Scotland, UK (57°N)
S: Kigali, Rwanda (1°S)
E: Tokyo, Japan (139°E)
W: Eugene, Oregon, USA (123°W)

They will be called ICE Youth and when the historical parallels are pointed out they will act like it's insane to draw that comparison

Jen Pawol, 48, will be MLB’s first female umpire after weekend promotion Jen Pawol is set to become the first woman to umpire a game in Major League Baseball when she works games this weekend between the Miami Marlins and Atlanta Braves.

Jen Pawol is set to become the first woman to umpire a game in MLB when she works games this weekend between the Marlins and Braves.

Pawol will work the bases in Saturday’s doubleheader and the plate on Sunday.

The 48-year-old from New Jersey worked spring training games in 2024 and this year.

If I were a booker, I'd scour heaven and earth to find a wrestler of South Asian heritage whose last name is Reddy and a man named William Ng just to team them with Chad Gable.

Won the Bundesliga And the German Cup in a Never-losin' season So much was flowin' through this lad Florian Arne saw an opportunity And then Richard Hughes Knew just what to do Rang up Bayer to put in a bid, baby For a midfield jewel And now we have him here Wirtz so good Arne knew Florian Wirtz so good He'll make a run and score like should The Kop knows Wirtz so good Nananana nanana Nananana nanana

My proposal to get John Mellencamp's "Hurt So Good" echoing from the Kop this season:

#LFC #RedSky #Wirtz

Triple H does his water spit at the White House

Stop watching WWE

Cruz Assul

Lowkey they are spoiling the broth

Today is Moving Day for me so I thought I’d compile all the Moving Tips I think of to help with your next move! List starts here:

1. Never move
2. Simply live where you live now, forever
3. Whatever stress your current home causes you is lower than the years of stress racked up in one day of moving

YouTube video by Jeff Kelley Harry Caray's call - Sandberg game vs Cardinals June 23 1984

youtu.be/LsoW89vRSzg?...

YouTube video by Chicago Cubs The Sandberg Game | The Signature Game of Hall-of-Famer Ryne Sandberg's Career

Imagine having a performance so good that they just named the game after you.

RIP Ryno

youtu.be/LANE2TzVuLQ?...

R.I.P. Ryno.

Local CEO caught CHEATING at Phillies game?!

“Despite everything, it’s still you.”

(Source: x.com/MrGr1ff/stat...)

New York Post: Gen Z cancels LOL in favor of new acronym

Imagine Joe Biden Orgasming Loudly

PRO WRESTLING IS BETTER THAN THE THINGS YOU LIKE

Very cool that cis people can just access hormones willy nilly but trans people have to jump through a million hoops to get the same exact treatment

Ossoff: Did anyone really think the sexual predator president who used to party with Jeffrey Epstein was going to release the Epstein files?

We’re releasing the Epstein Files day one. There are no Epstein Files. Here’s video proof nothing happened. Ok we had to edit it. There are no Epstein Files. There are Epstein Files, but the Democrats made them. Why do you care so much about this Epstein guy? What are “Files”?

There is significant case law about how public officials can't block anyone from seeing their Twitter posts.

This is infinitely worse. Americans -- including reporters! -- have to hand their personal data to the President for his private profiteering.

Would love to hear from @eff.org & @aclu.org

I own this hat.