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we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

it's becoming more and more obvious -- kash and tulsi's raid on fulton county 2020 ballots, bessent's laughable testimony to congress about the economy -- that this fascist project is almost entirely about pretending to agree that a deranged old man is correct about things, and flattering his whims

Real Ralph Wiggum "I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me" energy here

lol they want him to appear on 4/20

"are you talking to me?" "no. my son is also named brantley.

A sign modified to say "stop ice"

🚫🧊

remember that time he got booed off the stage at a dave chapelle show and he had a mental breakdown so bad he locked himself in his office and staff at twitter almost called the police because they were worried he was going to hurt himself?
i feel like the booing is a lot louder now.

A Rick and Morty gas mask for getting high in some way

Melania movie poster

By 2027 Bezos is going to be including this with every Kindle tablet and Amazon TV like it's a U2 album

Are you registered anywhere? I feel like we should get you something

the scene from inglorious bastards where the two fellas are admiring their work

minnesotans watching greg bovino leave town

Does he not know most of the stores here stay open in the winter?

They are rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic thinking it'll fix the hole caused by the iceberg. But we are the iceberg.

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because they don’t deserve our fear

A Pembroke Welsh Corgi on a couch, he has black fur around his eyes that looks a little like a mask

You look a bit like my buddy Hoagie!

A. Of course you can
B. It wasn't a protest

A Pembroke Welsh Corgi on a couch

We have a Hoagie too!

The New York Times When a Coat Becomes a Symbol of Conflict How the choice of outerwear for Gregory Bovino, the president’s Border Patrol chief, turned into part of the deportation story.

Gregory Bovino Der ICE-Kommandant im Nazi-Look Martialisch und effektheischend, so tritt ICE-Kommandant Gregory Bovino gern auf. 22.01.2026, 17.09 Uhr

the nyt style section vs. der spiegel

Alex Pretti’s last words were “are you ok?” said the woman next to him who ICE also pepper sprayed in the face.

they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.

Resign and let an actual leader take your spot. It's the last thing you can do to protect the last shred of your "legacy."