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@socketeer.bsky.social

i don't make money i make problems | policy wonk | mpls, mn

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Do not let them fool you. This seems to be a baseball thing

18.10.2025 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 204    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

"i dont want to eat a kebab, i want fish and chips" well sorry little buddy but we're at the kebab shop and you're twelve

18.10.2025 10:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2557    πŸ” 293    πŸ’¬ 47    πŸ“Œ 5
A crowded football game at the University of Minnesota, who beat Nebraska 24-6

A crowded football game at the University of Minnesota, who beat Nebraska 24-6

Closed.

Most popular nightclub in University of Minnesota college town

18.10.2025 04:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A mailer for Mayor Jacob Frey listing him as the ONLY moderate choice for mayor

A mailer for Mayor Jacob Frey listing him as the ONLY moderate choice for mayor

barf

17.10.2025 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
16.10.2025 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 6557    πŸ” 1504    πŸ’¬ 64    πŸ“Œ 15

Hi Sally. When Weiss published a supposed expose on the death of George Floyd, a veteran criminal justice reporter showed in deep detail that the piece was not just wrong but filled with falsehoods and misrepresentations. Weiss did not retract the piece. What do you think of that?

12.10.2025 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 15358    πŸ” 2714    πŸ’¬ 293    πŸ“Œ 78

Please be mad at me. Get triggered!!! Aren’t you mad? Please please please please get mad at me. I need validation please get upset

12.10.2025 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 245    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

The whole internet loves Cola Bottle Nate, a lovely guy who almost kills himself eating Haribro cola bottles! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you Mr. Rimmington is racist

11.10.2025 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 571    πŸ” 104    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 20
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Not sure if this is still the case, but she previously worked for Infowars

09.10.2025 11:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Only if they seat the alternates on that chair from a hotel room

08.10.2025 11:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"We're gonna crash some planes if you don't fund ICE."

06.10.2025 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 8569    πŸ” 1995    πŸ’¬ 364    πŸ“Œ 75

They’re using American tax dollars to fund infrastructure in Argentina because that’s where they’re all going to flee when we kick them out of office

05.10.2025 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 14107    πŸ” 4240    πŸ’¬ 667    πŸ“Œ 411

i think anyone taught by ilan wurman ought to ask the university of minnesota law school for their money back

05.10.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 7386    πŸ” 1239    πŸ’¬ 126    πŸ“Œ 25
A view through a triangular cabin window at night

A view through a triangular cabin window at night

Trying to make a friend's cabin feel spooky to get in the mood for the season

05.10.2025 12:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

girl shut the fuck up, millennials didn't say that shit

04.10.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3788    πŸ” 429    πŸ’¬ 58    πŸ“Œ 10

tragically six platoons of airborne troopers landed in the Willamette, where they all caught stapf infections

04.10.2025 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 940    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 2

That disturbed cover is music for cops to cry to

04.10.2025 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 533    πŸ” 49    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 3
A lake on an autumn day

A lake on an autumn day

04.10.2025 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this is our cracker barrel moment

04.10.2025 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3722    πŸ” 726    πŸ’¬ 59    πŸ“Œ 6
03.10.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 199    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Conservative influencer Nick Sortor among those arrested after fights break out at Portland ICE facility Sortor posted Friday morning about his arrest on social media, telling PPB to "lawyer up." The Department of Justice has opened an investigation into his arrest.

Pam Bondi's DOJ now running interference for far right influencers arrested by local cops in Portland. Opens investigation into arrest of Nick Sortor www.kgw.com/article/news...

03.10.2025 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 798    πŸ” 334    πŸ’¬ 48    πŸ“Œ 30
A dark sky in a wooded area viewed through a window using a low light filter

A dark sky in a wooded area viewed through a window using a low light filter

Bedtime out of town always hits different

04.10.2025 04:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Providing mental health services in my junior high would have eliminated the need for a "gifted" program.

03.10.2025 12:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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it’s really good when β€œtechnology of the future” treats you leaving as if you were leaving a cult

02.10.2025 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 7670    πŸ” 1546    πŸ’¬ 166    πŸ“Œ 84

He rated his experience a 9 out of 11

02.10.2025 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 194    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

First time this guy has ever made me laugh

29.09.2025 13:18 β€” πŸ‘ 12286    πŸ” 2498    πŸ’¬ 248    πŸ“Œ 164

oh my god complete vindication. he banned me over facts!

26.09.2025 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 6504    πŸ” 1018    πŸ’¬ 120    πŸ“Œ 14
Alex Jones in a brown suit, white shirt, and Hitler mustache.

Alex Jones in a brown suit, white shirt, and Hitler mustache.

A close up of his jacket's out-breast pocket shows it is too close to the armhole.

A close up of his jacket's out-breast pocket shows it is too close to the armhole.

breast pocket is too close to the armhole

26.09.2025 10:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2817    πŸ” 124    πŸ’¬ 132    πŸ“Œ 58

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