Jeff Bayer

My first thought is tater tot something, second is dirty fries.

YOUR friends? Saturday Night Fever, sniffing glue, why Otto is smiling…

Sigh. I read the article. Guncle.

Maybe, and there’s no way to know for sure, but maybe the full quote is “got sucked in to a conversation that Republican politicians are too dumb to have.” Maybe?

Based on the current score, I’m guessing the Packers and Eagles also have YoutubeTV and can’t watch the game tonight.

this is literally never not accurate

Well, here we are in November, and plans still not firmed up. If you know of anyone still looking for an additional Sundance roommate, or can amplify, I'd be much obliged.

Watched this with the kids this morning. Still good!

Waltz called out at the UN. The rhetoric this administration uses in the US won’t fly anywhere else still and that’s of some comfort. The entire world is being tested right now.

Don’t worry, you can get next level obsessed & watch the entire SNL episode THEN listen to the pod (when you catch up). It helps for Seth’s Corner, etc.

Classic overture humor.

OVERTURE: THE MUSICAL

Every PG horror movie after 1984, and every animated PG horror movie.

How to prepare for a Screen Draft We talk about the process we go through to appear on one of our favorite shows

I have left Substack. It is a scary move financially, and I urge you to consider signing up now for my newsletters.

The Ghost Era is off to a good start. Check out some of these pieces from the last week. There's this morning's newsletter, for example...

www.drewmcweeny.com/how-to-prepa...

My son is turning 13. With 5 of his friends they’re going to watch a FRIDAY THE 13th movie. Is it insane to consider one of them (like 3 or 4) over the original?

Quote this with the first four Horror movies that come to your mind that are 10/10s for you. No cheating. Just the first four that pop into your head.

- SCREAM
- HEREDITARY
- RAW
- A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 3: DREAM WARRIORS

LA: we will fight you.

Chicago: we will fight you.

PDX: we will make you endure week after week of of improv theater.

Well….

I’ve never felt closer to you.

You snuck me in to that film. Forever grateful.

Luckily, Sinclair has a helpful database of all their stations, so you can see if they're operating in your area and respond accordingly.

sbgi.net/tv-stations/

I find it very impressive when I have the exact number of shirts as I do hangers. My normal is to try and have 1-2 extra hangers… because you never know. I just noticed I give myself a little positive affirmation when I unknowingly hit 100% hanger/shirt efficiency. I am my age.

@mattsinger.bsky.social, Bill Simmons mentioned GYMKATA on his podcast, and his desire to do it as one of the films on his Rewatchables pod. If you don’t weasel your way on, then I think you need to find a new favorite film.

Can you believe that THIS GUY, @ericdsnider.bsky.social, likes getting attention on his birthday?!?

i'm the guy who invented the spike traps that pop out of temple walls. i hate my job. every day my boss says "why haven't we killed any archeologists" and i say "they haven't invented that yet." they pay me in tomb juice. i hate tomb juice. honestly i might just start working on my big boulder idea

The Most Ridiculous Food Inspired By Movies Would you eat these bizarre concoctions created to promote famous movies?

For years, readers have asked for a list of the weirdest movie food. The images alone in this piece — most of which I took myself (of foods I put into my body!) — are deeply troubling. Reader discretion is advised.

(For full effect, listen to Sarah McLachlan’s “I Will Remember You” while reading.)

Sadly I can’t confirm. At the poker game everyone ate her up before I had a chance.

Would you look at that? Fantastic Fest has an incredible lineup for its 20th anniversary and it just so happens that little old me will be there!

If you need coverage for your publication, let's talk! This will be my 5th year at the fest, so you won't need to worry about any hand holding.

@ericdsnider.bsky.social please let me borrow when you’re done.

Just 4 times so far.