Jeff Bayer's Avatar

Jeff Bayer

@bayerjeff.bsky.social

(the tall one)

231 Followers  |  35 Following  |  122 Posts  |  Joined: 03.07.2023  |  1.8392

Latest posts by bayerjeff.bsky.social on Bluesky

Well….

05.10.2025 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve never felt closer to you.

03.10.2025 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You snuck me in to that film. Forever grateful.

20.09.2025 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Luckily, Sinclair has a helpful database of all their stations, so you can see if they're operating in your area and respond accordingly.

sbgi.net/tv-stations/

18.09.2025 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 19754    πŸ” 9974    πŸ’¬ 514    πŸ“Œ 450

I find it very impressive when I have the exact number of shirts as I do hangers. My normal is to try and have 1-2 extra hangers… because you never know. I just noticed I give myself a little positive affirmation when I unknowingly hit 100% hanger/shirt efficiency. I am my age.

02.09.2025 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

@mattsinger.bsky.social, Bill Simmons mentioned GYMKATA on his podcast, and his desire to do it as one of the films on his Rewatchables pod. If you don’t weasel your way on, then I think you need to find a new favorite film.

26.08.2025 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
Post image

Can you believe that THIS GUY, @ericdsnider.bsky.social, likes getting attention on his birthday?!?

26.08.2025 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i'm the guy who invented the spike traps that pop out of temple walls. i hate my job. every day my boss says "why haven't we killed any archeologists" and i say "they haven't invented that yet." they pay me in tomb juice. i hate tomb juice. honestly i might just start working on my big boulder idea

25.08.2025 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 9405    πŸ” 1689    πŸ’¬ 64    πŸ“Œ 24
Preview
The Most Ridiculous Food Inspired By Movies Would you eat these bizarre concoctions created to promote famous movies?

For years, readers have asked for a list of the weirdest movie food. The images alone in this piece β€”Β most of which I took myself (of foods I put into my body!) β€” are deeply troubling. Reader discretion is advised.

(For full effect, listen to Sarah McLachlan’s β€œI Will Remember You” while reading.)

21.08.2025 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 93    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 2

Sadly I can’t confirm. At the poker game everyone ate her up before I had a chance.

15.08.2025 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Would you look at that? Fantastic Fest has an incredible lineup for its 20th anniversary and it just so happens that little old me will be there!

If you need coverage for your publication, let's talk! This will be my 5th year at the fest, so you won't need to worry about any hand holding.

14.08.2025 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

@ericdsnider.bsky.social please let me borrow when you’re done.

14.08.2025 03:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just 4 times so far.

13.08.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

Your answer was right above you the whole time, Scott. (In my feed)

13.08.2025 13:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

While it has always been in my top 10, it just kept rising over the years, and since having kids it’s my easy answer when people ask β€œfavorite movie?”

13.08.2025 13:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I dislike that Conan is the younger in this pic.

11.08.2025 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just downloaded Hoopla to watch this. Fingers crossed.

08.08.2025 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hello! You may have seen it, but I am one of the employees that have been impacted by layoffs at IGN.

It's been a great six years, but this now means I am looking to apply my talents to something new and exciting.

04.08.2025 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 965    πŸ” 230    πŸ’¬ 175    πŸ“Œ 28

Agreed! Because of the wit of @crobertcargill.bsky.social it wasn’t close.

31.07.2025 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

In this particular situation…
Cargill > Snider.

31.07.2025 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I am we.

14.07.2025 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Does this mean I have to think of you guys as two different Matts?

11.07.2025 06:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image Post image Post image Post image

My 9-year-old tells me he had a great time. Regardless of the evidence.

08.07.2025 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

At a glance I looked at the running time. Then I said to no one, β€œgood job,” and that’s when I noticed the extra 13m. Now I’m convinced no Jurassic should be longer than 100 minutes long.

07.07.2025 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I agree with you.

06.07.2025 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

I think I got it right.

25.06.2025 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Let’s not forget her Lorne impression.

22.06.2025 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Introducing My Nephew to 'Jaws' for 'Shark Week' β€” The Scorecard Review I have to admit it, that classic "dah-dum … dah-dum" was back in my head, making me feel nervous again. I was worried about Jaws , but for a completely different reason; I was going to have my 13-yea...

JAWS is 50. I’m almost 49. I introduced my nephew to the film about a decade ago.

thescorecardreview.com/tsr/articles...

21.06.2025 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Friday: I heard a 6-year-old perform β€œPink Pony Club.” She did great and I liked the song.
Saturday: I listened to β€œPink Pony Club,” and officially decided this was a new song to me.
Sunday: I randomly heard β€œPink Pony Club” twice & when I explained it was new to me, people became very, very upset.

17.06.2025 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think you misspelled Sheba.

13.06.2025 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@bayerjeff is following 20 prominent accounts