is life just a series of days where you're tired in the afternoon and wide awake at night, running behind on weekly deadlines, and seeing pants get slim and big and then slim again over the years until you die?

Congress Is Betraying America's Founders by Ceding Power to Trump — Rolling Stone The framers of the Constitution believed liberty lived in the friction between governmental branches

My latest for Rolling Stone: Stop blaming the monster. Blame the lab.

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iambic tetrameter ass stick

What is Bonesmashing? Inside the Extreme Looksmaxxer Technique As looksmaxxing enters our lexicon, the practice of bonesmashing—tapping your face with a hammer to shape your bone structure—is trailing close behind.

Wait they are literally hitting themselves in the face with hammers. Why is everything so stupid. www.gq.com/story/what-i...

all time photo editor performance

The source is lost to time, but this is one of the funniest photos ever taken

The irony, of course, is that no one in the modern era has cared as much about what other people think of them as Epstein and the men around him. Also, I'm again struck by these men- who are *obsessed* with human intelligence- not seeming to have any idea what it is.

this is an absolutely astonishing feat of independent journalism, top to bottom, and proves that the only way to truly fight billionaires is not being funded by them. just…read the whole thing.

It’s great (derogatory) that you can work very hard to find out something incredibly important, and the main response you will get is a derisive “Gee, I’m shocked.”

Somebody has to ACTUALLY DO THIS WORK! You can’t pursue justice by going “Your honor: I mean, duh.”

saw the video of hegseth “benching 315” and he obviously isn’t?

gray corduroy hat that says “Ask someone else”

new hat

RECIRCULATED, NOT HOARDED is a winning message!

Update: We got about one (1) beagle and a half of snow.

Incredible font matching here

patel in absurd K$H outfit

was it a bad idea to put a weirdo grifting podcaster in charge of the federal bureau of investigation, who can really say

Glee Sue Sylvester meme I am going to create a pagliacci joke that is so convoluted

someday

Jonathan chose violence

Close up of a gray tabby cat's face, he looks like he is contemplating the sorrows of this world.

Look at this face

our president's ai generated reality continues apace i guess

They still treat him like a normal president. It's gotten surreal.

also noise pollution in the U.S. is almost entirely from cars and it’s literally giving people heart attacks

I wrote an article about it because it’s so absurd

Beautiful hound on couch

Will be on @11thhourmsnow.bsky.social shortly to talk court stuff! Here’s a Lucy pic.

Six years ago, Ahmaud Arbery was jogging. That was enough to be a death sentence.

We remember his life, as a constant charge to continue the fight for justice, humanity, accountability, and an end to the poison of white supremacy.

NYT head for an opinion piece: "The Epstein Files Should Never Have Been Released," by someone named—wait for it—Daniel Richman

Not gonna read this, but I am gonna LOL at the name

Not my area of expertise. But it absolutely is Jumaane Williams'. Appreciate this a lot.

claw machine full of onions. the claw is grabbing an onion

taking my sweet honey angel pie to the local StinkCenter and winning her an onion

Mr. Brightside by the Killers is now closer to the release of Olivia Newton-John’s Physical than it is to today.

That message: Kathie Lee Gifford actually is not a nice person, she said some very unfortunate things about me despite her husband Frank being a TREMENDOUS GUY!