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Trump just “ReTruthed” a meme saying J6 was staged by the government

Trump was in power during J6

Is this an admission of guilt or is he the dumbest president of all time or…?

Business genius isn’t starting your own social media company

Business genius is buying a social media company for $44 billion then removing all existing branding, gutting staff and never paying anyone

…except select Nazis using it.

Alabama and Ohio want to set a precedent that you can ignore Supreme Court rulings?

Awesome. I’m all for it

Let’s start by:

Giving back our reproductive rights
Prosecuting anyone who discriminates against the LGBTQIA+ community
Allowing student debt forgiveness

So do many Russians

This is how Putin sits with his *own* advisors

I don’t want to DRONE on but does it STRIKE you as odd PUTIN would even think of attending a summit in South Africa?

Trump stole Israeli antiquities that were meant for a short exhibition in the United States. He kept them at Mar-a-Lago.

More proof that Nazis are still excellent at stealing stuff from Jews

Twitter is now paying people to spread hate

Reminder: if you’re still on Twitter—your presence and your interactions generate revenue. You’re literally funding the alt right.

#DeleteTwitter

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America

Fuck yeah.

Why hasn’t the DOJ questioned James Comer and Nancy Mace over their knowledge of the whereabouts of Gal Luft—the indicted spy they’re hiding?

The reason they haven’t been held accountable is the same reason the DOJ didn’t allow investigations into Donald Trump for a year

Merrick Garland.

Majorie Taylor Greene introduced an amendment to the National Defense Authorisation Act that directs the president to withdraw the US from Nato.

In a related story:

DeSantis Says No Thanks to $377 Million in Federal Energy Funds

Dear liberals,

DeSantis got us. Do you feel owned?

And now we have smarter white collar criminals. Thanks wells

And they learn from each other

When the only penalties for crimes are fees then laws are only for the poor

Headline Bank of America fined $150 million for consumer abuses including fake accounts, bogus fees

Cost of doing business.

If you don’t think Bank of America made well over $150 million on their illegal practices, then I have a bridge to sell you

The good news? A malaria vaccine has been approved by the WHO

The bad news? The malaria outbreak is in Florida, and we know how much they love vaccines.

Enjoy your woke mind virus, pudding

A 14 year old girl goes missing from her grandma’s house in San Diego

She wasn’t reported missing for 5 days

3 weeks later she’s found in the camp Pendleton barracks. The aunt claims the girl was sold and that the military is covering it up

So who do you think people on the internet blame?

Trump Floats Delay of Mar-a-Lago Trial Until After Election

“In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial”

Suck it up and enjoy your 6th amendment right to a speedy trial, Donald.

Cops. Criminals. Evangelicals.

The trinity.

Headline Trump would send his 'good-looking' daughter Ivanka to business deals because he thought 'all men want to sleep with her,' Michael Cohen claims

Trump ordering his daughter be sent out to entice men to sign deals has a name. No, not projection. That’s close but I’m thinking of another one

Pimping.

No.

No he does not.

Democrats don’t vote for Russian plants. You’re thinking of the other party.

The one with the leader who had to wipe his mouth after Helsinki with Putin.

“Sometimes you feel like a nut…”
- Michigan GOP

Which one is the Nazi in the analogy? The polyp or the butt scope?

Cause I know which one it is in real life.

Madison Cawthorn jerking so hard

Da

The Republican Party is going broke in Arizona?

The AZ GOP HAD $770M 4 years ago but now only holds $50K after buying rounds of “election fraud” challenges and shady cyber ninjas

Hm.

So Trump is going to Make America Great Again by bankrupting the GOP

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Image of WH press release Statement from President Joe Biden on Completing the Destruction of the United States' Chemical Weapons Stockpile

The Mainstream Media:
meh. The world doesn’t need to know about the Biden Administration destroying the United States chemical weapon stock pile

Also the Mainstream Media:
WE NEED TO TELL THE WORLD ABOUT HUNTER BIDEN’S MASSIVE HOG!!

Meet Rikkie Valerie Kollé

She’s smart

She’s stunning

She was crowned Miss Universe Netherlands 2023

And she will be the 2nd transgender representative at the Miss Universe pageant next to Spain's Angela Ponce

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Tennessee can—again—ban medical care for transgender youth

The 6th Circuit Court of Appeals voted to reverse a lower court's decision which blocked TN from enforcing the ban

There’s no hate like Christian love

#TransRightsAreHumanRights

Image of republislug women who love rapists like Kavanaugh

Some Republican women are switching parties from outrage at Ron DeSantis

They’re not outraged for:
Inspecting youth genitalia
Destroying trans rights
Human trafficking migrants
Attacking teachers
Killing Florida’s economy

They’re mad something happened to them, personally

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