Beth Westbrook (she/her)

!!!

Baffles me when you publish a piece of writing based on your experiences and a person chooses to respond by saying, ‘I just wish you’d mentioned *this*, a key part of MY experience that I, myself, could write about’

he’s paying London prices leave him be

I really should be a casting director
Harry hill should be on taskmaster
Catherine Tate should be on the white lotus
Paul mescal should be John Lennon not Paul McCartney like look at the nose please

Catherine O’Hara didn’t steal scenes she just showed up and ownership automatically defaulted to her

a hero
this is awful

I’m having a vision of a Sally wainwright Erin Doherty project

Zacks economics are straight off the magic money tree

Fiona's outburst was unpredictable and thoroughly exciting.

The Times is similarly unhinged but boringly predictable.

Time to banish the Times?

#TheTraitors

Ok maybe I jinxed this

Like it probably won’t happen now but if Stephen gets banished before Rachel or Fiona and it’s just them two in the turret imagine ittttt

I’m crying at the traitors holy shit

Jade Franks on how cleaning toilets at Cambridge inspired her hit show: ‘I’m not watering down the fury – just sneaking it through the back door’ The Merseyside comic used her experiences of Oxbridge to create the fringe hit Eat the Rich, but struggled in ways her well-off contemporaries didn’t. Now she’s determined to use success to bring more...

www.theguardian.com/stage/2026/j...

The end goal of Grok sexual harassment is to make women afraid to be visible. It’s a punishment for daring to exist in a way the perpetrators can’t control. There’s no one solution to this, because the problem isn’t just technological. It’s cultural. It’s misogyny. This is just one expression of it.

Sorry I’ve not been here in a while, but popping by to say my play Safe Space has been longlisted for a British Comedy Guide Award in the Radio Entertainment Show category!

You can vote for free here ✨

www.comedy.co.uk/awards/2025/

I fully want a secret traitor silky nutmeg ganache secret lipsync assassin style episode where we go back and see every choice made

It’s been a year and I’m still thinking of cmats cover of without you

I got minute cryptic under par today with only the indicator hint and I just need you to know that’s a really big deal for me

If Phillipa dunne doesn’t get the bafta for best actress in a comedy my god it will be war

Happy 20 Years since Jackie Tyler was nearly killed by a Christmas Tree.

Write every day. I get the sentiment (and agree with: writing regularly, harnessing self-discipline), but for God’s sake.

If you can’t write today, go and do something else. Watch something you love and remember why you loved it. Have a conversation with another person. Get out there and live.

And it ends with fucking take me to church mateeee

I say episode he’s in every ep so far but like the one where it’s just him

11 years late but Christopher Eccleston’s episode of the leftovers fucking helll mate so good

Need a such brave girls Christmas special

Rob Reiner was a good guy. He made a lot of movies about good guys, in worlds where not everyone was good and you didn’t have to be good. He made movies about people trying. He was angry, as many hopeful people are. He knew the world could be better and he wanted it to be. His death is devastating.

The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.

All from his movies.

Cormac McCarthy: “I never had any doubts about my abilities. I knew I could write. I just had to figure out how to eat while doing this.” #writing

Do you reckon the war between the land and the sea will play the tide is high and which version blondie or atomic kitten

I wil never take ozempic, because what if the time finally comes to eat the rich and I have no appetite?