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Have you tried al pastor pizza, ideally from Rosario's? Totally changed my opinion on pineapple on pizza.

Pogroms and poverty

Mel Brooks having to bury Rob Reiner is against all laws of nature and I’m not ok about it

I would commit so many crimes for a pair of neon green and black checkerboard Vans slip-ons

Bought so much of one kind of yarn at the craft store (I’m making a blanket) that they know me now, time to kms from the mortifying ordeal of being known

Can’t post like I used to because now all I do is work and be productive and do my little crafty crafts in my free time, which is extremely boring and not funny at all

I need a pin that says "I got diagnosed with ADHD because the neuropsych evaluation for autism is like $5000"

I got diagnosed with ADHD, started taking Effexor, and decided to limit my weed consumption to weekends only. Chat, I regret to inform you that it is helping immensely

It is truly insane that a new brain med that’s designed to help me out of depression will also have the side effect of turning my inner monologue into a nonstop infomercial for suicide

i slide a note across the desk to elon musk. it says "THE ROBOTS ARE TRANS." he reads in silence before crumpling the note and punching a hole in the drywall

There is only one answer: Werner Herzog

"ELEVATED HORROR" DIRECTOR SEEING ANY WOMAN OVER THE AGE OF 45: ahh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AIEEEE!!!! AAAuuUGHHHH!H! OUGHGHGHGGHHGHGHGGHHG

Wikipedia article "See also" section with links to: - Screaming (in music) - Screaming (in general)

My main hobbies

I just learned that the Japanese word for 'accessible' (to disabled people) is バリアフリー (baria furi)

"barrier-free" 🥹

Republicans are the "fuck them kids" party in literally every sense of the phrase

I was such a bummer at my appointment today that my doctor put me back on antidepressants

Occasionally I'll think that my partner and I are two totally different people, and then one of us farts and we laugh about it for way longer than two middle-aged adults should

George Soros : wait there were how many protestors?

Aide : over 7 million sir

George Soros : i am never gonna financially recover from this

I wasn’t exaggerating it rules so hard

AWS outage means a bunch of docket services and half my cloud-based software doesn't work. I'm fine with that

The incredible irony of seeing a homeless person in active addiction wearing a Penn School of Social Policy and Practice hoodie

RIP Diane Keaton, you were the last "straight but vaguely masculine" actress that was legal... thank you for your service to Our Kind

if you're concerned about information security, you should know Signal isn't actually secure. instead, try Mastodon, which is a website where you can be guaranteed no one will ever see what you post

Lmao I do not think you guys look alike in the slightest aside from being shorties with fat asses (complimentary)

Wow, how not surprising that all the biggest shitheads from the pre-covid stand up scene have relocated to Austin to try to suck some money out of the alt-right pipeline

Another excellent commercial by Cramblin Duvet Advertising

when you look at the things people are doing now on their phones it makes you wonder if there was some new kind of virus a few years ago that makes people dumber every time they catch it

Just sent my therapist a paragraph-long text basically like, "Hey, so in the week since I last saw you, I started using a CPAP so now I'm sleeping better but also having vivid nightmares, I got my period, and my grandmother died. I am in hell. See you tomorrow!"

The independent bookstore is now a Citizens Bank. The Indian restaurant I once loved has been razed. Surrounded by boxy, plastic density, simultaneously oppressive and flimsy