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Brandon Koeller

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I make Security Products. Aspiring sci-fi writer, Seattle transplant, lover of words and ideas and scotch.

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If you like an author's work, the best thing you can do is buy it. The second best thing you can do is ask your local library to buy it. Or, do both!

24.11.2025 17:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1851    ๐Ÿ” 672    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 28

Thufir Hawat at the grocery store: "I was supposed to get .." (eyes go white) "..goldfish crackers"

27.10.2025 19:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 45    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Paul Atreides in a trance, simultaneously savoring the genetic memory of every single Dorito eaten by humanityโ€™s ancestors

06.01.2025 19:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2902    ๐Ÿ” 350    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 62    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

Right so after several recent incidents at work it seems like it's time to tap the sign again:

Never apologize to me when your cat crashes a video call.

Your cat is perfect.

I understand that the begging for attention is not charming to you but it is to me and I wish to see your cat.

Thank you.

10.12.2024 16:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8155    ๐Ÿ” 763    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 171    ๐Ÿ“Œ 67

The deep goal of bluesky is to decentralize the social internet so that every individual controls their experience of it rather than having it be controlled by 5 random billionaires. Everyone thinks they signed up for a demuskified twitter...we actually signed an exciting and bizarre experiment.

03.12.2024 16:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 57619    ๐Ÿ” 6379    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1285    ๐Ÿ“Œ 457

Six decades later, Star Trek may still be the only franchise based on the ideas that diversity is strength, justice is the measure of civilization, bounty is to be shared, peace is worth the price, and all these things can be achieved.

We need more shows that look ahead and find goodness.

29.11.2024 11:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 50465    ๐Ÿ” 7359    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1279    ๐Ÿ“Œ 515
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Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #50,926!

17.09.2024 19:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Another data point: I ditched the former Twitter mid-November, did no messaging/marketing there at all, and still had the most profitable holiday sales run I've ever had, and this first quarter is (so far) looking pretty great too. I haven't been back and won't be back. Turns out I don't need it.

06.03.2024 22:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 968    ๐Ÿ” 141    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
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Alexander Skarsgรฅrd Stars In โ€˜Murderbotโ€™ Sci-Fi Series Ordered By Apple From Chris & Paul Weitz Apple TV+ has officially picked up Murderbot, a 10-episode sci-fi drama series starring and executive produced by Alexander Skarsgรฅrd (Succession).

For all you Murderbot fans:
deadline.com/2023/12/alex...

I've been sitting on this news for so long!

14.12.2023 19:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 655    ๐Ÿ” 187    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 44    ๐Ÿ“Œ 123

If you want there to be F&SF fiction mags, we need to do something now, while Amazon is removing their support. Check out one mag's website today and support them, if you have the means. Or just RT this if you can't, because the situation is pretty dire.

03.10.2023 13:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 590    ๐Ÿ” 624    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14
The new Sweet and Spicy BBQ flavor of Doritos, which is jam packed with umami-spiking MSG

The new Sweet and Spicy BBQ flavor of Doritos, which is jam packed with umami-spiking MSG

Question: When you say you love salty snacks, is it really the salt you love, or is it, as I think we must all truthfully confess, the monosodium glutamate that you love? There is no wrong answer, except the one where you try to say it's the salt, not the MSG.

04.06.2023 16:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 39    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

On the list of things I do not want to experience in virtual reality I would definitely include smell. Hard no to virtual smell.

05.05.2023 19:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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