Marco Jardim

Getting rich by making a Hades clone for the Evangelical market

Someone call Rotary International again!

POLIO!

Fuck!

What's that?

We are truly in the worst timeline.

I'm European. Worst case scenario I'd get a rude nurse who had too much garlic on her food for lunch.

Ouch, I'm sorry. Didn't mean to dig up any painful memories.

YouTube video by ManicStPreachersVEVO Manic Street Preachers - If You Tolerate This Your Children Will Be Next (Official Video)

"And if you tolerate this, then your children will be next"

Lists are very useful and most people use them very normally /s

I don't know much about female anatomy, but if my ovaries were exploding I'd be asking for an ambulance, instead of a man.

The only thing stopping us from a tidal wave of AI schlop in movies is that a court set the precedent that AI-generated works can't be copyrighted because they're not made by humans.

The second that they can copyright derivative AI works... oh dear.

Look, your wife didn't leave you because you have bad taste in trucks. You have bigger problems for which the truck is only a symbol. An ugly, unignorably huge symbol.

The only inanimate object I will ever talk to is my car or bike as I curse idiotic drivers at the top of my lungs.

I don't know why everyone complains about Ticketmaster, this is clearly a more expensive way to get a new concert.

Just FYI, there won't be any awards given for how disastrous this will turn out for the studio unless TGA starts handing out "In Loving Memory" trophies.

Which way, insecure western teenager? Mommy issues - Jordan Peterson Daddy issues - Andrew Tate

a cartoon character is holding a hose in his hand Alt: Hank Hill holding up a hose pistol to his head and pressing the trigger, blasting himself with water as he turns away slightly.

"a competitive multiplayer experience"

Now that I think about it, Taika Waititi, famous for reprising the role, has also directed a couple of the MCU movies.

Screen capture of an article from another billionaire owned "news" publication designed to entirely push right-wing agendas with the headline "meet the young Tories dreaming of a bright future" with three pictures of, supposedly, young politicians who both look young and like they raided their grandfather's closet because they didn't do their laundry that mornign

And this is what lack of empathy does.

I've tried but my hair is really messy in the mornings.

Meg, the stupid doesn't go away when I walk out of the bathroom.

Sadly, mirrors take care of that just fine every morning.

Meg, that's nothing new.

Well, there were the Labubus...

Carlin's daughter

Don't worry about that, they're much greater dangers to the people around them than the ones inside.

But Meg, I'm pretty cringe. Does this mean that...?

You mean the emergency one you can't find when it's not working?

It boggles me that a lot of influencers with Teslas haven't sold them. Even if you completely divorce the politics out of your purchase decision, are you sure you want Musk to keep tabs on where you are at any point?

You're one bad tweet away from goons being sent to kidnap you.