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So the people who hate cancel culture when racists get fired for being racist actually love it when people get fired for saying mildly critical stuff about a racist, homophobic, "own the libs" ass college kid debater as if he was the epitome of intellectualism and compassion.

Got it.

Shouldn't be a problem because his administration is going to "cure" autism, right? ... Right?

You can't throw out the toilet. They store very important records there.

The river, a clocktower, a stunk

Biked 15 miles today to feed a cat. No dog

Also no one got hit by a car, so that's good

Biked to Hunter's Ridge Park. Saw a ton of deer. Cool.

Also saw another cyclist get hit by a car. Not so cool. He was okay, but his bike was not.

Drivers, watch for cyclists and pedestrians. Don't stop in crosswalks and GET OFF YOUR PHONES.

Cyclists, WEAR A HELMET and don't ever trust cars!

Kid named finger

Cycling wittadog

My partner is out of town so we're being bad (attaching dog carrier to bike) and getting into trouble (biking half a mile and turning back because it started to rain)

Still left her exhausted and she didn't take a single step

Areola borealis. So beautiful

Happy pride month, gaybois.

Here is a gay goose poop I took a picture of in Saugatuck, MI a few weeks ago 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

Reposting again with the new round of tariffs.

What if the secret to winning elections is somehow Trump's syntax. We need a guy to say stuff like "But we're going to abolish billionaires and we'll be doing it very soon. They'll be paying very high taxes but it'll be very fair. And frankly they haven't paid taxes in a very long time"

Humans: hey I'm kinda really susceptible to the power of suggestion and peer pressure

Sales people (not human): hey I could make a million dollars with that

Plan To Be More Positive Off To Shitty Fucking Start

Plan To Be More Positive Off To Shitty Fucking Start
theonion.com/plan-to...

I can't believe John Wilkes Booth took this from us 😭 racists ruin everything

Today is Abraham Lincoln's birthday. Had he lived, today Abraham would be 216 years old and 95 feet tall.

People who work for ICE aren't "just doing their jobs."

They can literally just not work for ICE.

They close that career and are complicit because they're pieces of shit who 1) don't care about what they're doing 2) think what they're doing is the right thing to do

2A fanatics sure are silent with all the tyranny that's currently happening.

Strange enough, the vocals ones are CHEERING for MORE tyranny

Everyone who wants to get rid of it keeps calling it only the CFPB because they know if they spell it out and say CONSUMER and PROTECTION, people might actually realize that it's a good thing

It's a good thing we're draining the swamp of hyper-qualified people of color and replacing them with nepo babies, people Trump has seen on TV, and old boys club type people.

Oh wait that's actually a really bad thing

Because they never understood Hillary's email scandal, much like how they don't understand anything about anything

Mitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist Takeover

Mitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist Takeover
theonion.com/mitch-mcconn...

All Dressed Lays chips in America SUCK! They have like 1/3rd the seasoning as the Canadian ones do, and trying them was just a huge disappointment.

Lays, how did you mess this up. This product literally already exists, all you had to do was make that exact same thing but in the US???

They've got their fill on famous Phils

But you're definitely quite a bit brighter and have definitely written more books than theirs

I found out this morning that Elon liked HGTTG as a teen.

My only cope is knowing that if Douglas Adams were still writing today, there would be a dipshit billionaire character in his story who based his whole world view on the book "The Sci-fi Ultra Wealthy are Silly Evil Narcissistic Dumfucks"

Schools get shot up and GOP says "now is not the time to talk politics"

A plane and helicopter go down in a horrific crash and NOW they immediately want to talk politics, blaming Obama, Biden and DEI

Gaiman's behavior is disappointing, but it's honestly REFRESHING to see so much of his fan base drop him vs people still celebrating JK Rowling

Stop filtering people by asking "who won the 2020 election" and start filtering them by asking what caused the helicopter/plane collision in DC.

Real mfs will say "idk" and Nazis will say "DEI"