A Groan Ass Man

None of the replies or quotes mention that without this, we don't get the Dipset banger

I used to think the brain was the most interesting part of the body...

Kinda been ignoring this app, but I guess that Onion post is going around again because I keep getting notificaties

(I know it's the same # of syllables, but sometimes words are modified for cuteness rather than efficiency)

Just read all of this, glad to see you're doing something new already! Appreciate the insight into your work world from the blog post, too

Judgment Night soundtrack keeps coming up in conversations.

even though they should have given Troy Turner a better deal for those commercials

being an adult isn't always easy, but I have not had to deal with roaming kids pointing and taunting me with chants of "Ring around the collar!" the way I'd expected, so that's a win, I guess

A Reddit post with a screencap of Picard in front of a hand drawn children's banner saying "Captain Picard Day". The text says: "Everyone please help us decorate 10 Forward this morning and be sure to tag Picard in all greetings. Also Ensign Barclay has a special surprise in the Holodeck later today. Let's make this the best Picard Day Ever!"

A Reddit comment under the post saying: "Captain Picard Day has become way too commercial. I started seeing CPD decorations in the seasonal section at Target back in effing April. We need to return to the true spirit of Captain Picard Day, which is to make a middle-aged Frenchman feel awkward and uncomfortable because he's still not used to interacting with children."

Another Reddit comment saying: "The Admiral is coming this year! She's really excited" with a photo of an extremely unenthused admiral on a viewscreen.

Happy Captain Picard Day to all!! 😄

Are you sure you didn't accidentally get the mitsubishi goofus?

I was at an airport food court, and a lady was getting a lot of attention. I asked one of the people working there who it was, and he exclaimed "it's Nancy!"

I must've stared blankly, because after a brief pause, he followed up with "Kerrigan!"

I’m just happy I get to know what it feels like to think a moon landing is fake

I'm kind of online, and kind of a movie person, but I don't see a lot of movies that most people see.

And that's how it took until today to learn that what I thought was a Midsommar meme is actually a star wars meme.

really looking forward to seeing waiting for godot

Album cover for Rico Nasty's new album, Lethal (features her face with acupuncture needles inserted)

Red vinyl record with glitter in the shape of a sawblade (Rico's chest pictured at the center)

Wheee! New music for the long weekend, on glittery red sawblade vinyl

I'd forgotten that Bill Murray was in this

watching Wild Things on Criterion Channel...

tfw everyone says goodbye and you're sure that you'll exit zoom first, but somehow you find yourself staring at a giant screen of your stupid face because once again you neglected the confirmation pop-up

Is post-human synonymous with post-apocalyptic? Or is that just human narcissism invading the definition of the word?

These are rhetorical questions, haha. Just want to interrogate the assumption that they are the same thing when they are not.

Growing up in the 70s/80s with an older half-brother who was gay, I think the empathy extended naturally for me.

I do remember reading Fletch and the Widow Bradley as a pre-teen, and it was either that or a movie of the week that gave me a specific person to consider

i don't get ewesky. all the bleets are like "baby sheep, never shorn." i just don't get it

stocks keep going up and down bc the invisible hand of the market is making the jacking off motion

Just saw it at Full Frame Documentary Film fest, it was very good!

Very young!

Solid choice. I remember that episode, but didn't know who FW was at the time.

As much as I love Bloodsport, I have to go with Ghost Dog: the way of the samurai

Tumblr post from tockthewatchdog: Top Gun is great because Tony Scott was like “I want to make a movie about sunsets” and the US navy was like “No you’re gonna make recruitment propaganda for the navy” and Val Kilmer was like “the studio has tricked me, Juilliard trained Val Kilmer, into being here, so i’m going to portray a closeted homosexual” and Tom Cruise was like “I’m in a Ray Bans commercial!”

Was reminded of this all-time Tumblr post

your ass is grass and i'm gonna touch it

OK, Maria Chàvez + Victoria Shen + Mariam Rezaei officially surpassed this, both in terms of talent (tbh many reached that bar) and the all-important "lol, I'm grinning like an idiot"factor

While it's not officially part of the Big Ears music festival, hearing this dance remix of "Hey, We Want Some Pussy" while taking a break to read at Hello Tea House has been my musical highlight so far

[transsexual sterling archer voice]

wait, wait—i had something for this.

Sitting up front at comedy shows can be uncomfortable, especially in venues without a traditional stage. But last night, I got a fist bump from Amy Miller. Tonight, a flirty leg touch from Caitlin Peluffo. Raleigh comedy festival (@ State of Beer) was a good time