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13.02.2026 22:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Rest of the world on Friday the 13th: donβt walk under ladders!
New Orleans on Friday the 13th: we have erected a Great Wall of Ladders that you must pass under to see our greatest spectacle!
#nolasky #nolatwitter #mardigras
Ugh! Spanish at the Super Bowl halftime show? No thanks! Iβm going back to MAR-A-LAGO!
06.02.2026 13:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ugh I need to go in for a truck prostate exam
06.02.2026 04:28 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0bsky.app/profile/jack...
05.02.2026 02:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Heβs a husk of his former self
27.01.2026 22:39 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Me: Ok, lots of things to accomplish this weekend. Work, clean the house, make sure kids activities are lined upβ¦
My Brain: Our top priority is now learning all the lyrics in Spanish to Volare by the Gipsy Kings so we can have it for the next time we do karaoke
Itβs been one year since that crazy New Orleans snowfall! We at the Hunks of Coal made a song about a New Orleans snowman who finally got to hang around a little while when that blizzard came.
#nolasky #neworleans #neworleansmusic #snowman #slushythesnowman #hunks
www.instagram.com/reel/DTvWNPm...
Last chance to see The Hunks Of Coal perform our raucous irreverent holiday originals, 7-10 at NOLA brewing tonight, all ages!
open.spotify.com/track/6sRv9g...
Sorta dere no more
19.12.2025 22:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Bike Easy Benefit with Whisper Party! and the hilarious original New Orleans party holiday music of The Hunks of Coal!
#nolasky #neworleansmusic #neworleanschristmas #nolatwitter
To be performed live along with other ridiculous new Christmas tunes at Carrollton Station Friday night
17.12.2025 17:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Itβs Always Christmas Time at Snake and Jakeβs!
New #neworleansmusic #christmasmusic #nolasky #nolatwitter #neworleans #fiddle #pedalsteel #horns
#divebar
open.spotify.com/track/6sRv9g...
Humbly submitted for your Christmas listening pleasure: We always hear songs about Jesusβ original birthday, but none about his other b-days. So hereβs one about when he turned 18 and his buddies took him down to party in New Orleans.
#nolasky #xmasmusic
open.spotify.com/track/059QhM...
Whisper Party & The Hunks of Coal perform at the Bike Easy Benefit show at Carrollton Station December 20, 2025
Come see The Hunks of Coal perform the new New Orleans Christmas classics
-Jesusβ 18th Birthday on Bourbon St
-Santaβs Gonna Make it for Mardi Gras
-Slushy the Snowman
-itβs Always Christmas Time at Snake & Jakeβs
#nolasky #nolatwitter #nolachristmas #neworleans
open.spotify.com/album/6dzQnj...
Desire once moved them; no longer.
14.12.2025 13:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
New New Orleans Christmas tune! This oneβs about a snowman who shows up in New Orleans when it snows, and then immediately melts. Except for one magic week in 2025β¦
New #neworleansmusic #christmasmusic #nolasky #nolatwitter #neworleans #fiddle inspired by #pogues
open.spotify.com/track/0fHCHt...
Oh cool, Architects are the person of the year? Getting some love for all the great work architects due to improve the built environment, all right!
No need to finish reading the headline I assume.
Itβs Always Christmas Time at Snake and Jakeβs!
New #neworleansmusic #christmasmusic #nolasky #nolatwitter #neworleans #fiddle #pedalsteel #horns
#divebar
open.spotify.com/track/6sRv9g...
The best Christmas record outside of Aaron Neville
10.12.2025 15:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Humbly submitted for your Christmas listening pleasure:
Santaβs Gonna Make it for Mardi Gras
#nolasky #christmasmusic #neworleans #neworleansmusic #trombone #trumpet
open.spotify.com/track/68zLZ2...
Humbly submitted for your Christmas listening pleasure: We always hear songs about Jesusβ original birthday, but none about his other b-days. So hereβs one about when he turned 18 and his buddies took him down to party in New Orleans.
#nolasky #xmasmusic
open.spotify.com/track/059QhM...
Stocking Stuffers Vol 1 by The Hunks of Coal 1. Jesusβ 18th Birthday on Bourbon Street 2. Santaβs Gonna Make it for Mardi Gras 3. Slushy the Snowman 4. Itβs Always Christmas Time at Snake & Jakes
New New Orleans Christmas songs just dropped!
open.spotify.com/album/6dzQnj...
Emerging generational divide: listening to k-pop demon hunters and the toddler and 8-year old are both jamming out, switched to βLet it Goβ and the toddler yelled out βNoooo!!!β and tried to turn it off
28.11.2025 22:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Mamdani is going to implement Shalamar law so that there will be free soul trains to the uptown festival
07.11.2025 23:09 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0If youβre ever feeling bored on your flight just know that at some point in your journey a toddler pointed at you with joy and called out βairpane!β
27.10.2025 23:31 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0(Making screaming gibbon noises in celebration)
22.10.2025 21:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just another typical dad Sunday looking at the sunrise and cleaning banana out of my armpits
19.10.2025 12:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Meanwhile the mathematician on Robert Pearyβs trip was his polar opposite
09.10.2025 05:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ask not by whom the dogs were let out
The dogs were let out for thee
