Typing Gloves

A resident of a nearby building asks a very important question:

“You claim you have warrants, but do you have a warrant to seize the entire building?” she asked the agents. “Do you have warrants to detain the entire building?”

Or: do people lose their rights if they live near undocumented people?

I am not an insurance person, so happy birthday!

Everyone's talking about the sombrero Trump tacked onto Hakim Jeffries but what's even more concerning is the AI deepfake voice where Chuck Schumer is made to voice the Great Replacement theory.

It's a decoy

Mmhmm!

There is so much more yelling than one would expect!

I refuse to google this and fuck up my search history, but trust me on this

Once you watch enough Friends reruns, you really start to notice how often they had Joey get covered in food in a humiliating fashion

Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD @elizabethjacobs.bsky.social I'm an epidemiologist. Sewage systems are sexy. Dosco Jones @doscojones.bsky.social I'm an engineer. Sewage systems are sexy.

I’m a sewage system. I also have a great personality.

Ordering a new cat bed so they can ignore it and fight over the box it came in

Sure, they can have them in Saudi Arabia, but not in WNY

JESUS GOD

A very tall and devastatingly handsome man with me under his arm, standing in front of Currituck Sound

17 years together (4 married) with this handsome fella today. Can't wait to see him again 😍

4-pack of Lederhosen Oktoberfest beer cans. The mascot is a kinda Humpty Dumpty looking dude wearing Lederhosen and a jaunty green cap

My beer has a happy lil guy on it

summoning all my most senior employees from around the world so they can sit in the same room together and see with their own eyes how enfeebled and incapable of leading them I am

So Hegseth wants our troops to look hotter, he wants hotter looking boys. Got it.

Everything bagel

Happy birthday!

academy award contending tiktok

This game is giving me heartburn

Abed Nadir!

"am I watching things on television that are different from what's happening?"

This, to me, is art

Local News Trump seems to back off Portland military plan: 'Am I watching things on television that are different from what's happening?'

I have been haunted by this statement all day www.kgw.com/article/news...

That's my answer to everything

Quesadilla

2 people dead and several injured in a shooting and fire at a Michigan church, police say The shooting happened Sunday at The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints in Grand Blanc, about 50 miles north of Detroit.

Shook by this bit in the AP article on the Mormon church shooting which seems distressingly American.

“Some striking nurses at nearby Henry Ford Hospital left the picket line and ran the short distance to the church to help first responders...”

apnews.com/article/morm...

"Haters said I couldn't do it" meme

Eric Adams

Made these again and my BIL called them French calzones. Touché