crunch

(Watching a troll smash my simple raft to bits from a distance) My raft ..

charity is a good name for something that is free

hiring a private investigator to follow my mailman. i suspect he may be delivering mail to other people

dude, duck, the dandruff collector is here

bubble gum and baseball card fois gras

i love my phone, it has a light that never goes out

im filling my dad’s gas tank with seaweed and shards of glass to punish him for phallocentricism

im just worried life won’t appear as fulfilling as it does in the manga screen caps on pinterest

and i love You

the bus shouldnt make any stops and just keep driving…. just keep driving….

10am… the tenth hour of the day, but to some of us it’s only the third, or maybe even the first, funny how time works like that

a child’s understanding of love is lipstick and seeing stars

lived with my oven on for 3 days and I didn’t even feel a thing. ive been building my tolerance. soon ill survive any gas leak

is that ok?

ana maria matute se aparezca sencillo

some paintings from this year & last

i have no urges, they haven't come up with one yet for me, i am without urge

softness at any chance you can get

[looking up from the menu] i don't see any Disgusting Meal...?

charity is a good name for something that is free

blowing bubbles and chewing bubble gum and rubbing dirt into my wounds

i'm being given everything I want tomorrow and I don't even care all that much

the chats we seek with animals are not possible in this lifetime

bay leaf dinner

im going to standardize fonts (fascistly) so we only use times new roman, that should free up about 1,000 hours of discourse

dont give me that hogey bogey “everything is design” nonsense!

design has never made me feel better than say, particularly well placed comma

ive realized that “takes” are just how you think and feel about a certain thing and for that, i dont care

Pastoral :-}