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Crystal Palace Women run out 3-1 winners at 2nd place Birmingham City! We are now 1 point back from automatic promotion to WSL, with 6 games left to play. Let's finish strong and fight for that spot! #cpfc

I rang in sick for work, not because I was ill, but because our cat, who has never once given me a second of affection, fell asleep tucked into my lap. There was no way I was moving anywhere.

🔔Competition time! 🦅

If Palace beat Brighton today we’ll give away one of our new navy wool relaxed fit caps to one lucky winner!

Head over to Instagram to enter!

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Probably has the ‘northern territory’. You know Charlton, Bexleyheath areas…

And how about the Russian one with the KGB dad? Or the woman who has very little work experience but a mysterious link to disgraced ex PM Johnson? Or the ones that clock in, have a subsidised meal and a few drinks then nap in the chamber?

There are more Lords then just Mandelson who should have their membership reviewed, Michelle Mone for example.

Added Yakety Sax to that video from Minneapolis

Can you imagine if someone told you that they were clowning on your goofy ass in the Epstein secret chats

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YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.

Stay free

Their very own Mein Kampf. It’s there in black and white for anyone who suggests they aren’t that bad. Just like it was for Farage’s idol in 1930s Germany

I think it’s clear that SP and the board have set the stadium upgrade as the priority. Perhaps with that income priority will change to success on the pitch. They’re playing a dangerous game as we could fall into a relegation slide easily now

all of them. cards, penalty, soft fouls, head injuries, hurt feelings- aaaall of them

Mental overload is real. Take care of yourself so we can take care of each other.

Definitely

In honor of Trump loudly and repeatedly claiming he's stopping a new war every week, here's Albanian Prime Minister Edi Rama and Azerbaijan's President Ilham Aliyev laughing at Trump with Emmanuel Macron about his bullshit boasts.

He is an international laughing stock. All of America is.

No sorry, I have no idea now this country got into such a mess.

“Danish citizens are organising a huge boycott that includes cancelling planned holidays in the US, cancelling subscriptions to on-demand services based in the US & more generally, recommending the use of EU services instead of those provided by American platforms.”

So, same as Canadians.

I work at a prestigious Savile Row tailors. I chalk CUNT inside every Tory politicians suit I work on. I was inspired by Alexander McQueen who did the same with Prince Charles' awful pinstripe double breasted suits Fesshole GOLD from 17th October 2020

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Uruguay's electricity grid going 100% renewable in just five years proves how quick and easy the transition can be, and therefore how the failure of other countries to do the same is inexcusable

Yeah people can be well cnuty

I used to think it was unrealistic in a zombie film when someone would get bit and would hide it from from the rest of the group. Then the fucking COVID pandemic happened.

Good. We’ve had a tune out of him and now he’s crocked, not scoring with his one gooded leg and doesn’t want to be here. We need different now. Uche, Eddie, Sarr, Johnson, Joel DT, Pino- that’s where OG needs to focus now.

That’s a lot of blokes. I mean I think I know who you mean but maybe narrow it down. Drop in a defining characteristic like floppy golden locks or summink

That’s ok. I’ll go to Blockbusters and get a DVD tonight instead

Petition: By-elections to be called automatically when MPs defect to another party When an MP decides they want to defect to another party a by-election should be automatically triggered to allow the constituents the opportunity have their democratic right to agree or not with their...

This makes no sense…

An MP can wake up one morning, ditch the party you elected them for, & sign up to a completely different manifesto…

No thanks

If they defect to a different party, we should get a vote

Sign the petition & help make that law.

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Congrats Ish! #cpfc

Actually 4 year with a deal for a statue of him and SP hugging outside the New Main Stand

New, patched up glories are ahead Caroline. Hold hope! We’ve been in worse jams