Run the Jules Verne

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

The part of me that’s human feels so bad for this old man, but he’s done so much fucking damage, the empathy rips me in two. These people…man, i wish they would’ve been different.

McConnell is so senile he had to step down from party leadership but is allowed to remain a US senator for some reason

“Kids”

Three persons in inflatable frog costumes. One of them is holding a nicely painted sign with two little cartoon frogs holding hands, below the text "FROGS TOGETHER STRONG"

Blessed are the frogs, for they keep making authoritarians look incredibly stupid

peter thiel looking sweaty as usual

peter thiel has gotta be the wettest of the oligarchs

I know this idea is cliche, but

Can you imagine the pants-shitting temper tantrums these losers would have had if Obama had invited the Qatari military to set up a home base in Idaho?

And then the human rights causes said “thx no thx.” Amazing

Yup. There’s no excuse these days, but at least I can vote with my dollars. Any good substitute indie favorites I should be on the lookout for?

“Yike” meme from 90 Day Fiancé

I know it’s bonkers to be sad about this amidst the current hot mess state of the world, but I’m really going to miss fairy dust!

Hate is foolish. Fascism is nonsense.

Costumes, absurdity, & joy at protests are strategy. It exposes oppressive systems as the unwarranted bullshit they are. This makes their “war in the streets” lie so obvious. It’s perfect for “going viral” to the masses.

The horrors persist but I remain SILLY!

Damnit.

If and when America finds a way out of authoritarianism, not only will ICE have to be abolished: All these people will need to be held accountable in a court of law for the monstrosities they are committing - those who are ordering them as well as those who are carrying them out.

Every single one.

i hope the democrats see that there is no working with these people. it really does need to be pens down. file court cases, lie down in the street, but theres no getting back to the business of washington or whatever. it's all on fire, act accordingly

We're gonna need an active communist party if only to restore context to our political discourse, I can't listen to republicans calling chuck schumer radical left anymore

I’ve heard people say John Fetterman looks like a Bond villain but that’s very wrong as he’s clearly an Austin powers villain

I too, am deeply invested in hematite winning

I think the Trump admin assumed no one would try to find out who the people on the boats they blew up really were

Photo of Inigo Montoya from the Princess Bride from the scene with the quote: “Hello. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”

When Pete Davidson performs for the Saudi royals, he has the opportunity to pull the world’s funniest Uno reverse card

I've been trying to understand why this isn't generating as much fury as it should, and i think it's because there is a fundamental belief among many americans that the military can pretty much do whatever (which isn't entirely inaccurate.) that said, what the actual fuck.

Thank YOU for posting it! It was very appreciated 🤍

In times of despair , look for the helpers.

- Fred Rodgers

A thread so brilliant and accurate that I had to screenshot all of it to send to a friend who isn’t on Bluesky ⬇️

the groypers sure seem to think Charlie Kirk was killed by a groyper

i’m not going to be lectured about political violence by people whose politics is violence

I'm pretty sure simply pointing out all the ways Kirk endorsed and encouraged violence, especially gun violence, is being interpreted as celebrating his death. Rightwingers have never been good at nuance.

Dave Portnoy tweet saying ‘absolutely disgusting and disturbing video from Charlie Kirk shooting today. Hoping for the best for him and his family. Anybody who is happy about this is a disgusting human.’

Pop Crave Tweet: ‘Barstool Sports CEO Dave Portnoy says he hopes a missile hits Greta Thunberg’s boat as she sails away with aid: “I hope they hit a f*cking, like, a missile on her boat. Knock that boat down. Greta or whatever her name is”

This explains it better than I can

"that's not funny, no one should lose their lives to gun violence" so true! that's what we've been saying all along. I'm so glad you agree

We can't talk about what's going on without talking about the deplorable state of law enforcement in this country and Democrats can't do that until they discard reflexive rhetoric like "Of course we have to respect the police." No we don't! Not when they act like this! And you should say it!