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adam sandler and morris the alligator in happy gilmore

adamsandler Goodbye, Morris. We are all gonna miss you. You could be hard on directors, make-up artists, costumers - really anyone with arms or legs - but I know you did it for the ultimate good of the film. The day you wouldn't come out of your trailer unless we sent in 40 heads of lettuce taught me a powerful lesson: never compromise your art. I will never forget at craft service that time when we split the Three Musketeers bar and you let me have the bigger half. But that's who you were. I know your character's decapitation in the first movie precluded your participation in the sequel, but we all appreciated the fruit basket and the hilarious note. I will miss the sound of your tail sliding through the tall grass, your cold, bumpy skin, but, most of all, I will miss your infectious laugh. Thanks to Mr. Young for taking care of you all these years, and vaya con dios, old friend.

important tribute from adam sandler to morris, the alligator from happy gilmore who just passed away at 80+ years old. rip.

"AI art" is simply not acceptable. Full stop. I don't have a problem with people using "AI" as a search engine extension/helper or for writing stupid emails or whatever, but when it gets into plagiarizing people's work to then replace them... Yeah, that's fucking unacceptable.

I invested a bunch of money into a company that makes guillotines.
I'd love to get rich off of it. But not TOO rich.

Joey Daccord tried to celebrate the OT win with his teammates but missed 😂

Welcome back. It's still kind of quiet in the hockey-sphere but it has improved a lot with videos and gifs now here.

You wipper-snappers! I still have a Bernoulli disk with my college projects - but I have never seen a Bernoulli drive outside of the old computer lab at USU. Eventually graduated to Zip and Jaz.

a man in a suit and tie is saying " we have to do something " ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying " we have to do something "

Waranted.

This is going to let me pioneer some new insults! Thanks for sharing, wank-nozzle!

Compound curses (WARNING: adult content)

I like that some people have their heads so far up their asses that that is news to them.

Starter pack: go.bsky.app/UxQCnfV.

Should have all 122 in there, but a couple of the handles are misbehaving in search so a chance something is amiss.

Screenshot of a notes app file reading: Three Mile Island fuels AI Kiss your ammo yacht goodbye Trump says Jews won’t let him win Rufo’s Ashley Madison Matt Gaetz seen to traffic kids Tupperware has flipped their lids Musk halts Chechen Black Nazi Robinson Shohei steals a record base Dyson creeps on Nancy Mace Nuzzi lays with RFK How much news can break today? WE DIDN’T START THE FIRE

Tragic that this won’t fit in a single skeet. The last 24 hours or so:

ABBOT: oh my god Diddy got arrested!

COSTELLO: did he?

ABBOT: I just said that, Diddy got arrested

COSTELLO: did who get arrested??

ABBOT: Diddy!

COSTELLO: what are you askin me for? did he what?

ABBOT: im not askin, i’m tellin you Diddy got arrested

COSTELLO: i’m asking, what did he do

funniest TV promo ever

That won't be so bad since hitting a stiff speed bump oughta dislodge the trunk latch and pop it right open.

That is improbable, but still 1000x more likely than seeing one in the passenger seat.

Concepts of a plan for tomorrow morning’s 8:30 class

Shirley Manson webring years old.

It really feels like the race would be over if it weren’t for all the tech billionaires who are worried that they’ll be inconvenienced on their quest to become vengeful gods

"Can't afford food? Blame billionaires, not immigrants"
Poster spotted in Toronto

Dennis Farina

Dennis Farina, passed 11 years ago today. He shopped at the Target I worked at in AZ in the 90s. Once he asked me, "Hey buddy, where you keep the plungers?" I took him to them, then told him I was a fan. He said, "Great, just don't call the National Enquirer and tell ‘em my shitter’s clogged!"

Once my German friend asked what creative people do without arts grants and other support in the US and I felt like a parent trying to explain to their kid that the puppies can die sometimes

Larry Hama basically created GI Joe, providing not only the names and character bios for Hasbro, but nearly all of the truly great stories for the characters. In a just world that would have paid his way for life 😔

I kind of thought the same. Make the black more "slate grey" and then add a bright color -- but I was thinking orange as it'd be complementary to blue and brings in the southern utah vibe. I do REALLY like the colors.

What makes anything interesting, music, art, writing... is freaks. The weirdest people on the scene. NFTs, crypto, blockchain fabulists, that scene top to bottom is the dullest, most square, lecture-you-about-markets dudes on earth. Not just not-queer but not-weird in any way at all. Paste.

This is where I am with it. I like photoshop. It’s a great tool, I’ve used it for decades. I just wish the people I rent it from weren’t such amoral sociopaths.

I saw someone call it mansplaining as a service, not just the unwanted explaining but the high inaccuracy and high confidence, and I do think that explains both who makes it and who is pushing it