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@markushades.bsky.social

Markus Hades, He/Him, UK Black metal, wrestling, Star Wars, and Sonic are my shit. On my getting into TTRPGs arc. Hates fascists. Loves riffs. Satan is King!

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Latest posts by markushades.bsky.social on Bluesky

So cool that Keir Starmer the Queer Harmer enables the cultural genocide of trans people while at the same cuddling and rewarding one of Epsteinโ€™s pets.

Anti-trans legislation is entirely based on *imagined* versions of the crimes being committed by the legislators and/or their friends.

11.02.2026 12:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1132    ๐Ÿ” 261    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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Me when Todd Howard shows up during the State of Play tomorrow to announce the PS5 version of Starfield.

11.02.2026 09:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'VE FOUND IT AT LAST

17.06.2025 05:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1949    ๐Ÿ” 963    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

Look at that majestic machine.

10.02.2026 22:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this

09.02.2026 06:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6382    ๐Ÿ” 2017    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 142    ๐Ÿ“Œ 517

Age verification?

10.02.2026 21:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tangle sounds 1000% hype at all times, which is EXACTLY how I imagined her sounding.

10.02.2026 21:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is F-Zero hard as nails or am I just old and slow?
Or both?

Cos I'm playing F-Zero GX and it ticks every single box I have
- Incredibly pro wrestling
- FAST WOOSH
- Banger music

And I am DOGSHIT at it

09.02.2026 19:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lot of moments on it that reminded me of Al-Namrood which is always a bonus in my book.

08.02.2026 17:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Venom did it!

08.02.2026 17:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mikael: What I like about this tuning? It reminds me of
(Plays opening of Shine On You Crazy Diamond. cheers)
Mikael: You know that one?
(Cheers)
Mikael: Do you like it?
(Cheers)
Mikael: Me too, it's one of my favourites.
(Cheers)
Mikael: We're not playing it. Doing one of our shit songs instead.

08.02.2026 17:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Finally got around to seeing them live last year (with Grand Magus who were great) and yeah. Not only did they kick ass but Mikael was funny as fuck.

08.02.2026 17:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Pay Mark Green using PayPal.Me Go to paypal.me/Reverendhades and type in the amount. Since itโ€™s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Donโ€™t have a PayPal account? No worries.

Loathe to beg in public but fuck it.

Broke until the end of next week, gas and electric meters both about to hit emergency credit, a few quid to keep the power and heat on would be seriously appreciated

www.paypal.com/paypalme/rev...

08.02.2026 17:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'd love to spend my midlife crisis becoming a canal boat arsehole.

08.02.2026 12:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Auriferous Flame: Ardor for Black Mastery

Auriferous Flame: Ardor for Black Mastery

Shout out to @wolvendaughter.bsky.social for reminding me that this @infinitedreamscape.bsky.social project exists and that I've still barely listened to it because fucking hell, that's some good shit ๐Ÿ˜Ž
Feel like i need a smoke and a lie down now.

08.02.2026 12:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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WES BORLAND Of LIMP BIZKIT Doubles Down After Backlash For Saying "F*ck You" To Trump Supporters: "F*ck Trump, F*ck ICE" - Metal Injection Wes Borland told Limp Bizkit followers that if they supported the Trump administration to unfollow him.

WES BORLAND Of LIMP BIZKIT Doubles Down After Backlash For Saying "F*ck You" To Trump Supporters: "F*ck Trump, F*ck ICE"
metalinjection.net/news/yes/wes...

07.02.2026 14:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 68    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Goddamn I keep meaning to grab the re-release, I've not played it in SO LONG.

07.02.2026 13:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If it was a bit, I'd just roll my eyes and move on, but fuck me it isn't

07.02.2026 12:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"How bad could it possibly OH FUCK this is awful" at rapid speed there.

The worst thing about it for me is how disingenuous it is.

07.02.2026 12:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The worst thing about it is that it's so fucking disingenuous.

07.02.2026 12:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Holy shit

07.02.2026 12:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Visiting my homies unannounced like

05.02.2026 15:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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When I say "No kings" Brody fucking King is exempt.
#fuckICE

(Eddie Kingston, Shinsuke Nakamura and Minoru Suzuki are also exempt)

05.02.2026 10:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
BE QUICK. BE BRIEF.
STAND NO CLOSER THAN THREE CUBITS AWAY.
IF ONE DOES NOT WANT TO SPEAK, LEAVE THEM BE.
DO NOT TOUCH THEM.
DO NOT TOUCH ANY OF THEIR BELONGINGS.
DO NOT TAKE OF THEIR WATER, EVEN IF OFFERED.
DO NOT ASK IF IT WAS ALL THEIR FAULT.

BE QUICK. BE BRIEF. STAND NO CLOSER THAN THREE CUBITS AWAY. IF ONE DOES NOT WANT TO SPEAK, LEAVE THEM BE. DO NOT TOUCH THEM. DO NOT TOUCH ANY OF THEIR BELONGINGS. DO NOT TAKE OF THEIR WATER, EVEN IF OFFERED. DO NOT ASK IF IT WAS ALL THEIR FAULT.

Fire Of Life, page 01
by Leeann Hamilton 2026

cw: body horror
#webcomic #๐ŸŽจsketch

22.01.2026 21:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

He's like the Reverse Bullseye, he's the best in the world at getting shot in his vital areas.

03.02.2026 19:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"You'll Never Survive The Doom Skulls of Professor Death" is a great name for a record.

03.02.2026 19:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A lot to process here.

03.02.2026 19:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 124    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Steel chairs, stepladders and foldable wooden tables

Steel chairs, stepladders and foldable wooden tables

Samoa Joe walking out of the way of a man attempting to jump on him, the man looks affronted by this

Samoa Joe walking out of the way of a man attempting to jump on him, the man looks affronted by this

New Jack

New Jack

Favourite 3 things in wrestling.

3. Whoever builds a tower of bullshit is the one who gets thrown through it.
2. Samoa Joe just fucking walking out of harm's way
1. New Jack's entrance music continuing to play throughout the match

03.02.2026 19:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Yeah this is easy mode. Wall.

Wish more of my mutuals were wrestling nerds as well as metal/music nerds because I immediately thought of Cunt Hogan yelling "THAT'S THE WALL, BROTHER!"

03.02.2026 13:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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