Bilbro Swaggins

Blister

Having worked at a similar place: the thing they are devoting all of their time to is not preventing this from ever happening again, but preventing this from becoming KNOWN ever again.

Meme… not sure what movie it’s from tbh. This is prob not the most helpful alt text tbh. Sorry. But it’s not that funny and it’s at least 24 hours late, so rest assured you’re not missing much.

oohwahahahah

I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.

Pouring one out

don't threaten me with a really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really good time

these legal principles could and should protect the nurses who are charged for words about an imaginary Israeli patient that were made public in a similar (at least allegorically) way to Brown being paraded around by NSW Police and amplified by pro-Israel media outlets.

New laws to combat neo-Nazis in NSW after parliament rally Police and courts will be given greater powers to combat public displays of Nazi ideology in NSW following a rally outside state parliament earlier this month.

NSW Premier says he does not apologise for [yet more] hate speech laws - the first three versions did not, on any measure, reduce racism in NSW - after NSW Police chose not to criminalise any of the nazis chanting nazi slogans at NSW Parliament on 8 Nov 2025.

www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...

Pondering my big orbs

i love writing about crypto crime because these dudes do this constantly

Krusty admitting to a bribe

Labor tipped to drop proposal for online gambling ad ban Political and industry sources expect Communications Minister Anika Wells to crack-down on illegal offshore gambling websites.

wow this is a surprise

if simply associating with depraved pedophiles is enough to get a professor fired how is anyone ever going to learn economics

[a really long time ago]
ME: what are you drinking from
INVENTOR: a glass
ME: what's it made of
INVENTOR: glass
ME: what are those things on your face
INVENTOR: glasses
ME: jesus christ dude

sadclowncentral: my opinion on quantum physics is that we should stop looking into it. it's none of our business and frankly the particles seem to agree 3pblueberry: scientists should walk away really exaggerated and call out 'OK! i guess i'll stop researching quantum physics...' and then when the particles relax, they whip around super fast like a kid who just watched Toy Story trying to trick their toys into acting alive bogleech: Isn't that already how it's studied

a kaspersky report mail: YOUR CHILD SEARCHED RESTRICTED TOPICS Sunday, Nov 03, 06:25 PM (time in the child's device time zone) Strairdrac The Netherwatcher searched for "Teaching crabs how to read" which is considered forbidden knowledge under your current parental control settings. DETAILED REPORT Sincerely. The Kaspersky team"

I've shown this one before but awareness is important:

non-haunted atom smasher (@heatdeath): "you ever think about how bad we had to fuck up to create a world where robots taking all the jobs is somehow a bad thing"

PERSON GASPING FOR AIR: *pushes epi pen into my hand*
ME: I said no autographs

From January 2023, almost 3 years ago.

ME: can i borrow a pen

COWORKER: sure *hands me a pen*

ME: *throws it back at him* how is my pig supposed to fit in that

*looks around*
Today apparently

A photo of a sign, white text on red background: JESUS... WHO IS HE? WHY DID HE COME?

When I arrive at the party

Me: *taking cash out of my left pocket and putting into my right*
“Check me out honey, I’m a philanthropist!”

I think the word you’re looking for is “kept”

"Paul Brereton's advice was sought by ADF Inspector-General James Gaynor on 21 occasions rather than the 11 originally disclosed."

Another resign now moment.

They have been meeting on an almost monthly basis since NACC established - with Defence is a huge source of corruption allegations to boot.

my beloved girlfriend has an inexplicable attraction to grotesque, almost supernaturally weird old men. guys who look like the adults from a roald dahl story. fellas who act like they were perhaps recently animals turned human through some unnatural bargain with the fey. not me though