alexrakefire

UP THE FUCKING CHELS

YOUTH PROJECT FC DOES IT AGAIN #CFC

in 20 seconds, this guy manages to flag 13+ people. it's almost impressive.

No alcohol at airports or on flights. Same BAC rules for driving, over a certain amount, no travel for you.

clanker taking jobs away from our doordash couriers smh

and we thought blueco was bad...

KEV YOU'RE KIDDING I WAS ABOUT TO GO ON A BIKE RIDE

couldn't watch it live, but I'll catch the replay tomorrow. Birthday week ends with a W! Up the fucking chels #CFC

CAREFREE WHOEVER YOU MAY BE

WE ARE RED CARD CFC

Been 29 for less than 30 minutes, just waiting for the knees to start creaking like a rusty bike pedal.

an image text meme of a fake headline. a primate is in the right hand side of the image. the fake headline reads "we taught this chimpanzee to understand the median voter's politics and he hanged himself."

not in the slightest

if i ever have kids i'm subverting those expectations. gonna have a big banner that says "it's a baby" and "please refrain from discussing my unborn child's genitals"

Pablo Picasso was alive when the first season of M*A*S*H* aired.

I just saw a comp of sora slop, anyone over 60 or just scrolling by is gonna fall for the craziest shit, we NEED that fucking bubble to pop

I've rewatched the Estevao goal a dozen times (because of course I have), look at Guiu's presence against Van Dijk. Marc pushes him slightly out of position, which opens up the space for Cucurella to make the pass between the defenders and GK.

Definitely played his part.

up the fucking chels #CFC

Listen, the world is a fucked up place and my communities are under fire constantly. I will shout my take about spreadable oreos and nutter butters into the void, that shall be my mark on the universe.

the utter woke nonsense of "cookie butter."

butter is an oil/fat that goes on yummy toast. "cookie butter" it's like...an emulsified cookie spread. not fucking butter. is cream cheese "cheese butter" now? is mayonnaise "egg butter?"

TLDR "biscoff cookie butter" is woke nonsense.

inshallah

god we needed that. up the fucking chels. #CFC

Maresca isn't the problem, and unless the sporting directors change, this is going to be the cycle until the ownership sells. #CFC

pain.

literally just call him a bitch to his face and he'll collapse and curl up into a ball like an alcoholic pillbug

i know bigger things are more important right now, but why is every youtube comment section full of bots with the full pussy in the profile picture

a picture of liquid painquil, which contains acetaminophen. for some unholy reason, it also has alcohol (likely as a solvent for the ingredients), which increases the risk of liver toxicity. you should talk to a doctor or pharmacist about what pain relief medications are easiest for you to take, but I wouldn't use it.

FROM OUR COLD DEAD HANDS

My existence is not a fucking "problem."

nice to see a win after a couple weeks but woof, man. hopefully we turn a corner but it's tough out here. #CFC

attorneyS general

flightS of fancy

ekkoS astral

Damn. Just not good enough. #CFC

I can only hope so. Who knows how much damage will be done when it begins to ratchet back

Fluminense 10 weeks ago

bsky.app/profile/alex... embrace the vision/ unabashed cope

The last time we lost 3-1 in a knockout game, we won the whole tournament. Just saying. #CFC