Someone in a frog costume facing down a line of police in riot gear

George Orwell’s Animal Crossing

A movie poster from the 90s schlock movie, The Stuff, about malevolent yogurt.

When my kids ask me what a word means, we look it up together, and I almost always learn something from the process. Turns out I’m wrong a lot; who knew? (Lots of people)

It’s magic! You’re using alchemy to bring pleasure to the people you love.

Nostalgia for the good old days when a shopping cart could pass unhindered through your lower body!

I like where you’re going with this. The Beekeeper was a nice bit of fantasy fulfillment for a lot of us.

I’m not sure either would work. Our Internet came with a free, new phone line that started ringing the moment I plugged it in. And death has no dominion over telemarketing.

Done and in place. The full extension drawers are kind of insane.

This is why I have never invested in crypto.

My ex had her credit messed up for years because a random bank employee decided she must have changed her name, so they put my last name on something and it caused total chaos. So women can also get screwed when they *don’t* change their name.

It should be needless to say, but it is perhaps at this moment worth saying, that transgender individuals have the same right as anyone else to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

It’s for my wife’s 3D printing setup.

I know it’s way late, but I hope you used portholes.

A set of plans and cutting diagram for a cabinet with three banks of drawers.

A cabinet on casters with three banks of drawers in the midst of a messy workshop. It still needs a countertop and some kind of sealer. It’s for my wife’s 3d printers and their accompanying tools and supplies.

There is nothing like the feeling of taking something that exists only in your head and bringing it out into the world. #woodworking

Penzey’s makes a chicken taco spice blend that is excellent.

Also, it doesn’t matter if it’s bullshit as long as you can cite a source.

Part of what made it so scary was how hard it was to get info in and out of Manhattan because so much data infrastructure was in the towers.

I was chatting with my high schooler about cultural appropriation in early European Christianity, and he said, “They found the vibe, and they matched it.”

seeing people I trust say this footage is three months old

my wife: (shouting down to the basement) hey

me: (shouting up the stairs) yeah what’s up

my wife: (still shouting) did you forget to create one hundred thousand jobs last month ??

me: (no longer shouting) oh shit oh fuck

It was here when I was there.

Wash your hands with a slurry of baking soda and water.

Cori Doctorow calls it enshittification. It’s a very real thing.

Maybe a puppy the size of a puppy-sized dinosaur?

In my case, it was also that she echoed all the things my insecurities told me were wrong with me.

And if the treatment is the same regardless of the test results, then act now rather than waiting.

She’s perfect! One of my favorite gifs is of my younger son at that age where I just put the camera on burst mode and took shot after shot of his facial expressions.

And I believe the proper reply is “pearls before swine.”

Missouri’s gain is the nation’s loss.

Great, Jessie is reinstated, as they should be. Now, about the Palestinian accounts…