Sanguine Reality

We should use the Truman tactic of saying “if you vote for Nixon, you outta just go to hell” next election to just see what happens. Literally flame the fuck out of these people.

Macron corrects Trump after he claims "Europe is loaning the money to Ukraine. They get their money back."

His followers are like, “Surely there must be some mistake, he said only THEIR lives would be ruined. I’d better message the president and let him know.”

We’re in the denial and bargaining stage folks.

At least AfD got their shit kicked in today in Germanys elections. Get fucked losers.

Iconic.

I am not sure how we recover from the damage being wrought upon us by these ghouls. Seriously, I am more and more becoming so fucking blackpilled. Over 1/3 of this countries population are legitimately insane and live in a completely separate reality. They are a death cult.

Birds crowd in New Orleans. Lmao it sounds like every South Philadelphian bought tickets to the game and the few who couldn't get tickets robbed the Chiefs fans on the walk to the stadium.

Waiting for a homeless person to ask trump where he got his shoes from since his stupid ass is in NOLA

My portfolio is getting fucking torched today kill me

Reminder that a tariff is a tax.

Trump is raising your taxes.

We are so fucking cooked oh my goddddd

if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools

ive gotten word that there are two hideous eastern european men in a culvers parking lot trying to light a dead bird on fire . stay safe all

yes hello robot i need 3 four bars of Xanax a day and 60 Dilaudids per week tyvm

i sent an email to DOGE and suggested replacing the entire Department of Defense with Warhammer 40,000 miniatures but they actually did the math and it turns out that would be much more expensive

Just flew into New Orleans and holy shit did they get some snow.

Getting FOMO from all the friends in Louisiana enjoying their snow. Austin just got Ice 😭😭

Holy shit this nation is a fucking clown show just fucking end me already.

Me to mutuals on TikTok.

Typing “Respectfully” in a work email before sending the most disrespectful shit you can conjure up.

Mood this year

They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide

I wanna go back to bed

Me looking at the bartender as I ask for my 8th shot. (I am blacking out)

Mr. Gorbachav, tear up these walls.

What really fucking sucks is that no one even talks policy anymore because the MAGA movement couldn’t give a shit about policy. It’s alll vibes from here on out.

For what it’s worth I do believe the demonization of oil and gas is warranted, but that ire feels directed at the workers themselves rather than the industry.(through their eyes)

I can count on one hand how many left leaning coworkers i had when i worked in oil and gas. There is no working class cohesion, even in Union shops. I don’t think people understand how bad that is.