Matt

This isn't about the sweater thing, I hope.

He was never a genie

You're not supposed to hang sweaters, Slate. You will stretch them out! Fold damnit! Fold!

i still can’t believe that my senior class voted me “least likely to let things go”

I wish I could read their tattoo language

God: *creating Eve from Adam's rib*

Adam: That's a weird way to make people

God: Lol wait till you see how she does it

Seagulls doing kegels down by the seashore

Now a days you pretend to punch in your 4 digit pin. Get with the times, Nathan.

Someone edumacate me on what a bean dad is, exactly

*me laughing at your loss*
Baja bajajaja

I hope the tiny Chinese corns are ok

Once we get the licensing rights for the characters, it will be immortal combat.

Incompetent at being continent at the Nursing Home on my VR headset chilling with Clippy (from THE Microsoft Office)

They are both forever battling each other in digital purgatory

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Clippy from Microsoft Office is my favorite anime character

Hell Let Loose ww2 simulator !!