Freddy Melons

Let the holiday Turkening begin. Are you in possession of a frozen turkey? Start maneuvering space for it in your fridge to thaw starting today.

eating raw shredded cabbage for my after school snack like all the cool kids do

"it’s designed so that you might not even get to try some of these recipes unless you happen to be in the right region at the right time with the right people. We don't have to have access to everything, just because we want it"

hell yeah, excited to read this one

Border Patrol is monitoring US drivers and detaining those with 'suspicious' travel patterns The U.S. Border Patrol is monitoring millions of American drivers nationwide in a secretive program to identify and detain people whose travel patterns it deems suspicious.

long read. i hate this police state nonsense.

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the only metric that matters if im gonna spend 90-150 minutes on a thing

you're in charge

read this. cram some art into your life

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Gotta pay attention, rook 😂

Your daily dose of Jaden McDaniels pettiness.

On the left is a photo of the Edmund Fitzgerald with text above it that reads, "Midwesterners on Nov 10th." On the right is a photo of the aurora with the above text that says, "Midwesterners on Nov 11th."

Confirmed by my feeds

popcorn

well that sucks and is worrisome

There Are No Weird Blogs Anymore Cause It’s More Fruitful to Drive Them Out of Business I learned many surprising lessons from my 20 months as editor-in-chief of...

What a thrill to be part of @talkingpointsmemo.com's series about the past 25 years of digital media! I wrote about why private equity goons destroyed Deadspin and why it matters.

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a screenshot of a baseball signed by Isabella Rossellini listed on ebay for $99 or best offer

doing my regular check of Baseballs Signed By Celebrities On eBay and i gotta say this feels like a great deal

Un jour à l'autre / One day to another
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hold on, kubel is his brother in law?

bye for now tonkin

Vintage McDonald’s ad with a young, white couple wearing photorealistic big Mac hats

This could be us, but you McPlayin’

ew! ew ew ew. these were for a craft not cleaning but barf anyway

opened a package of sponges and they were slightly wet. ??? that's not normal is it please say no

*hissssssss*

Trans rights is a winning platform. Pro immigration is a winning platform. Taxing the rich is a winning platform. Affordable housing is a winning platform. Free childcare is a winning platform. Hating Andrew Cuomo is a winning platform. SOCIALISM IS A WINNING PLATFORM

Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight

what's it like to fill your pepper grinder without spilling peppercorns everywhere and then finding them for months? is that nice? sounds nice

if Frey loses I bet he’ll leave Minneapolis immediately, which is a great argument to vote him out honestly