BOOOOO-Bee (They/Them)

I hate the "click any images with buses"

This image has two buses. ✔️
This image only has one bus.❓️

From the digitally remastered directors cut?

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look upon my works in the back of a Mazda in the car park of Asda.

We'd go dogging!
We'd go dogging!
We're a treat for any passers-by out jogging!
We do it 'cos we've found that when people crowd around
It is somehow more profound when you're dogging!

ATTENTION FELLOW PROCRASTINATORS: TOMORROW IS THE LAST DAY TO ENTER MY ART GIVEAWAY CONTEST

You misspelled @pagnificent.bsky.social

I went through a little phase of baking sourdough and giving it out as gifts to my coworkers who are all having a bit of a rough time.

Today, one of those coworkers gave me a thank you gift of a packet of saffron.

I am so excited to find uses for it.

Well, you can be the Margaret to my David.

I'm the Margaret to your David.

I grew up on a race track and around greyhound people, and I celebrate this decision.

Close all of the tracks, greyhound, and horse. It shouldn't be one rule for the rich and one rule for the poor.

I appreciate @larreau.bsky.social because they are constantly expanding my mind.

They send me articles and books to read on subjects that I'm interested in.

The suggest movies that Ive never heard of, and then we discuss it all when I've read or watched it.

Thet make me feel smart.

QLD: REINSTATE CARE FOR TRANS YOUNG PEOPLE Sign the petition to end Queensland's ban on gender affirming care. Let's leave health care to the medical professionals.

Australians please sign

Queensland students studying the wrong royal family for their year 12 history exam.

A six panel, Pearl Before Swine comic. A cartoon rat sitting in front of a computer. He is typing "The Great Ametican Novel" by Rat. More typing "The sea was full of angry monkeys." A goat enters and says, "That's is the dumbest opening line I've ever seen in a novel. It makes absolutely no sense and lacks any sort of context." Rat sits by the computer for a moment while thinking, then finally types, "Kaboom went the coastal monkey factory."

All I could think of today was "the highway was filled with angry monkeys."

Are they.. are they really?

When I pushed back and asked what exactly he meant by that statement, he said, "I can't believe you'd go out with all that food stuck between your teeth."

Dreams are brutal sometimes.

I had a dream that I bumped into someone from high school.

I haven't actually seen any of them since prior to transition.

In the dream, this guy has clocked I'm trans, gets this really disgusted look on his face, and says, "I can't believe you would go out in public looking like that."

Okay. Im glad you're home safe. Although I know a busted up car is going to make things complicated.

I bet you look bee-utiful.

Are you far from home? Can you get where you need to be easily?

Oh. Jebus. Are you okay?

I'm definitely going to *click clack* those tongs.

Queensland government considers reissuing puberty blocker ban after supreme court overturns it Parent of transgender child successfully challenged LNP decision to prevent new patients under 18 accessing hormone treatments for gender dysphoria

Given our horrible history here in Qld & the subsequent findings of the Fitzgerald Inq, a Qld government found to be acting unlawfully by the supreme court should sound the death knell. Are our media & opposition up to the task? We're about to find out. #qldpol www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

Ohh. They are holding hands.

Do you by any chance know anyone who could help me set up templates for zines? I can pay a little, but as the press is now a complete mutual aid project (with all the profits going to Gaza), not much.
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For the record, that is a left-handed knork.

Is knork for or fornife?

Silly goose is a bird.

Can I ask a question about the need/frequency of reverification.

If I have verified my email once, why do I get asked to reverify so often?

'Sup Thistle.

Agree with this completely.

But also, I wish.

Would love to play live shows again too.

Unless people start giving a shit about public health and transmission of airborne viruses, however, I'll keep being in that small group of people that are no longer welcome in these spaces. It is what it is.