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The Dodgers now lead the Giants head-to-head all-time in the regular season, 1,288 wins to 1,287 wins (with 19 ties, h/t @EliasSports)

This is the first time the Dodgers lead the Giants all-time head-to-head since after a game on August 8, 1896, when they led 49-48

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Yeah man we should really fight back by staying on X

Ha ha uhh not so sure about your plan to use the world’s largest fortune to whitewash human culture in the name of technofascism but anyhow what else you getting into this summer man anything good?

This is obviously a case of getting tongue tied into an unfortunate phrase. There’s no intent here. Just say, hey I’m sorry, I got a little tongue tied during that promo, that’s not language I use and I don’t confine it there’s a deep drive by Castellanos

We have entered the "The police is saying that if the police is at your door you are not safe call the police immediately" stage of making America great again

So this week we’ve had a man impersonating an ICE agent tie up a woman and steal $1000; a man impersonating a police officer assassinate a top Democratic politician & her husband (and shoot another Democrat & his wife); and a man impersonating a king hold a military parade for his birthday

Leave people alone. Let them work and earn and prosper. Tax fairly. Stop allowing the hoarding of wealth. Open borders? Sure. They exist all over the world.
Fight the real criminals.

Undocumented workers are taking US jobs? No one says that with a straight face anymore. Undoc workers use benefits they aren’t entitled to? Nope. They contributed $8.5 BILLION in taxes last yr in CA. That’s $8.5B into programs that benefit us all. It would be $10.3B if they had work authorization.

The main issue that bothers me about immigrants working in this country is that we continue to support a two-tier system of wages that creates an underpaid foreign underclass because we don’t force corporations and billionaires to pay their fair share into our economy

There has never been a time in my life where right wing political violence has been seen as anything serious or wrong. At the most they joke about the victims. Paul Pelosi was attacked in his home, and Vance and his cohorts turned into jokes about him being gay.

ATTACK THEM ON EVERY FUCKING THING. EVERY TIME. EVERY DAY. RUIN THEIR MISERABLE LIVES. SHAME THEIR SUPPORTERS AND THEIR FAMILIES. MAKE YOUR SUPPORTERS ASHAMED TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH THEM. You don’t even mention that he’s a rapist pedophile, why the fuck not? What’s wrong with you?

If only the New York Times had made this big of a deal in December 2022 when Trump called for “termination” of the Constitution. (That ran on Page 13. Yes, Page 13.)

@clairewillett honestly the best marketing scheme in history is men successfully getting away with calling women the "more emotional" gender for like, EONS, because they've successfully rebranded anger as Not An Emotion 6:00 PM • Aug 12, 2020

once again I must tap my own sign

The straightest thing you can do as a man is to think a lot about two other guys' balls.

Wikipedia definition of "idiot plot": In literary criticism, an idiot plot is one which is "kept in motion solely by virtue of the fact that everybody involved is an idiot",[1]: 26  and where the story would quickly end, or possibly not even happen, if this were not the case.

Elon threatening to just leave people on the ISS is making a pretty good case for why you nationalize your space program!

DEAN: What's the tariff on bananas?

LUTNICK: Generally 10%

DEAN: Walmart has already increased the cost of bananas by 8%

LUTNICK: If you build in America, there is no tariff

DEAN: We cannot build bananas in America

Elon Musk is calling for Donald Trump to be impeached. Donald Trump is calling for Elon Musk to be deported. Both sides have a point.

Everyone on Twitter right now.

if the wheels had come off this thing any faster it'd be a Cybertruck

Tweet from Kanye West saying “Broooos please noooooo 🫂 We love you both so much”

hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha (breath) hahahahahahaha

Democrats need to fucking run straight to the end zone with that Musk tweet about Epstein

funniest day online since the billionaire submersible went missing

"I was this pedophile's biggest supporter until he was personally mean to me" seems like a bit of an own goal.

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.

why not decommission it the usual way: launching it into a million pieces over protected wetlands

I want to remind everyone that without Elon Musk, we wouldn't be in this situation where our academic institutions, science enterprise, and democracy are being dismantled, and millions of additional people around the world are going to die. We want both of them to lose horribly in this fight.