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Presidential Scents: From George Washington to Donald Trump I asked the first-ever New York Times perfume critic, Chandler Burr, to review President Donald Trump's high-priced namesake fragrances.

Presidential Scents: From George Washington to Donald Trump
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25.07.2025 17:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lie, not lay.

12.07.2025 22:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can't describe how much I look forward to smelling this fecal spray.

01.07.2025 06:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Hey there Scott Walker. I noticed you deleted this after learning that in fact the shooter was from the right. I don’t think it matters either way, violence is violence, so I’m waiting for you to tweet the same thing with corrected facts?

Cuz you’re uh, to use your words, “being silent.”

16.06.2025 14:30 — 👍 37965    🔁 10794    💬 2027    📌 639

I love that stuff. A hot sunny LA day and a shower with ice cold Bronner's peppermint soap.

09.05.2025 17:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Salt - tell us. The soap has zero impact on the sunflower plant?

09.05.2025 17:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

What is the world's most common chameleon?

ChatGPT said: The most common chameleon in the world is the common chameleon (Chamaeleo chamaeleon).

Common common common common common chameleon

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C3men, are you a homosexual in California?
We should meet.

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One can only hope.

01.05.2025 16:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The power of Christ compels you.

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The ACLU FUNDAMENTALLY fucked this up: The legal definition of deportation refers to a non-citizen. These are US fucking citizens. The verb is kidnapped. Or another verb. But legally it’s not deportation. We HAVE TO STOP using the factually and legally incorrect verb “deportation.”

27.04.2025 18:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Andry José Hernández Romero

Andry José Hernández Romero

Andry José Hernández Romero, I remember you, even if I do not know how to articulate my horror, rage, & sorrow at your treatment by my government.

No one has heard from you in 43 days.

As vigil, I’m posting a photo of you every day until you are returned from El Salvador.

27.04.2025 01:02 — 👍 41830    🔁 10839    💬 609    📌 434

When the date's over do not invite him up.

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