@tonermcsmooth.bsky.social
Mind like a teenager, brain like a sieve. Mouth like a charlatan and body like a geriatric. Truth, justice, liberty, a bikepath on every street. And a hard boiled egg. Views are my own. Because who else would want to claim them?
Good harvest!
10.02.2026 09:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There he is! I was looking for him. Can you reassure him that I am not feeling lonely and that someone is loving me.
10.02.2026 09:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Now Reading: Junky, by William S. Burroughs.
10.02.2026 05:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I mean, better a fitness influencer than a small arms coach...
09.02.2026 09:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Cartoon by political cartoonist Jon Kudelka. Title: Parent Parkour.
My wee piece of Kudelka. I managed to be in Hobart for the exact week he was on holiday, back on '22, so I never got to meet him. But he lives on through his art, and I smile at his wit as I bid him Rest In Peace.
Farewell, Jon. Thank you for your years of calling Bullshit on this crazy world.
The world is a poorer place for this.
09.02.2026 04:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yeah, I was thinking that same. Was not optimistic. Shit news to hear.
09.02.2026 03:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He would have loved that.
09.02.2026 03:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A huge loss.
09.02.2026 03:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Batman allusion?
24.01.2026 03:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The monkey paw was listening when I told Santa I wanted to see Australia bowl on Boxing Day.
26.12.2025 03:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Shouldn't have taken that lunch break.
17.12.2025 02:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Geez, you needed fast fingers to type that out in time.
What a match!
Way back in the early days of this test Starc's 7-fer would have made him a shoe-in for MotM. Tough choice now after THead's knock. #Ashes
22.11.2025 09:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If this match has taught me anything, it is that a collapse is imminent. Well done, England on getting 9-12 to secure the victory. #Ashes
22.11.2025 09:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Marnie realising he is running out of time to get his half-ton. #Ashes
22.11.2025 09:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Shit match in which to be an existing record. #Ashes
22.11.2025 09:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You can though. And you can shake hands with a blue ringed octupus, too.
(inb4 octopodes don't actually have hands)
I take back everything I ever thought about Travis's haircut. #Ashes
22.11.2025 08:57 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tough call that.
22.11.2025 06:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Our key opener had a day of rest yesterday after a hard day of golf. Should be fine.
22.11.2025 05:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wow. #Ashes
22.11.2025 05:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Good call bringing in the night watchman. #Ashes
21.11.2025 09:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My bottle of wine is lasting longer than this innings. Not ideal. Both should be savoured simultaneously. #Ashes
21.11.2025 08:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Don't blink. Don't look away. #Ashes
21.11.2025 05:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0England desperate to get out there and defend their total. #Ashes
21.11.2025 03:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The optimism of that review puts some of Marnie's efforts to shame. #Ashes
21.11.2025 02:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Truly a message for all people, for all time.
21.11.2025 02:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0None.
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