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Jordan Stolz wins his 2nd Olympic speedskating gold medal by adding a 500-meter title to the 1,000 Jordan Stolz has won his second speedskating gold medal of the Milan Cortina Olympics by finishing first in the 500 meters in an Olympic-record time.

Jordan Stolz wins his second Olympic speedskating gold medal and is the second man to complete the 500-1,000 double at one Olympics.

kids are all grown up so time to teach the cat to drive i guess

killing horny teens at summer camp should be allowed actually

#Wood, for #BlueSkyArtShow

Kidnapper: your getting in the trunk

Me: *you’re

This Valentine’s Day, give her what she really wants. A shiny new sword.

If you’re reading this please give your dog/cat a head scratch for me trust me it’s for science

To be a grown-up has undoubtedly
been the stupidest shit I ever wished
as a kid.

Season 8 / Episode 19

"Mrs. Krabappel and principal Skinner
were in the closet making babies.
And I saw one of the babies
and the baby looked at me."

My wife and I have a little tradition. If I forget Valentines Day she gets to play Cupid with my compound bow and hunting arrows while I try to survive. So fun!

I hate when my doorbell rings and I have to stop whatever I’m doing to be quiet and not answer the door.

I became Senior VP at a multi-million dollar company at age 26. My salary was $600k. This was in 2018. How did I do it? Blacked out lines CEO (my dad) promoted me to SVP. There are no gimmicks. There are no shortcuts.

This is blackout poetry to me

Two kittens sit in a pink toy car.

“Buckle up, I’ll explain on the way.”

I love how they named those little mints Andes after the mountains where plane crash survivors ate their dead to stay alive. So cute!

A freestanding section of a stone wall bears a sign reading "WALL" next to a path leading through grass to a road ahead.

looks like someone got a label maker for their birthday

it's over. I'm done. Columbia House finally found me

A pair of gannets bill touching as part of their bonding display

Here’s my #BirdOfTheDay on the theme of #Portrait - good for Valentines’s Day too, a canoodling pair of gannets. #Birds #wildlifephotography #birdwatching #birdphotography #canon #photography #nature #naturephotography #Gannet #Valentine #Seabird

Save money this Valentine's Day by being unlovable

Look at this water-skiing squirrel 😍

Art of a cute tiger holding a heart with many hearts trailing behind

Happy Valentines Day!

#valentines

Happy Valentine's babe, I hope you like the nunchuck video I made for you.

ILY ily ily

I have a THING. ...FOR YOU

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I'D DO ANYTHING FOR YOU

YOU'RE MY FIRST-ROUND PICK

“Happy Valentine’s Day! Which one are you sending? 👀❤️‍🔥 #HeatedRivalry”

via heatedrivalrycrave

Valentine's shmalentines how about murder mystery hibachi

I wish my dog had thumbs so we could text

Digging on some Marshall Goodman art this morning.

a man is talking to a woman through a glass door . ALT: a man is talking to a woman through a glass door .

Happy 35th birthday to The Silence of the Lambs

Cathedral Basilica of Saints Peter and Paul - Philadelphia, PA #Photography

SOD first look spoiler photo with Joey #BTG #BeyondTheGates

2026 is off to a good start for Wes Porter! The Under Armour miler and Virginia alum kicked off the season by representing Team USA in the 4x2km at World XC, and today he knocked four seconds off his mile PB to win the BU Valentine Invitational in 3:50.37, becoming the ninth-fastest American all-time indoors.

2026 is off to a good start for Wes Porter!

The Under Armour miler and UVA alum opens the season by representing Team USA in the 4x2km at World XC, and today he knocked four seconds off his mile PB to win the BU Valentine Invitational in 3:50.37, becoming the ninth-fastest American all-time indoor.

Next week on #BeyondTheGates

Of course Leslie is there to push Anita’s buttons.
#BTG