Free Boy

I have listened to Torn voluntarily many a time

Owner of a lonely dick

this flashback sequence is meant to show my past trauma, thereby humanizing me and explaining my present actions

I would love to wake up in another world where im a creature and I go on an adventure.

this year i will be doing no calc nfebruary, abacus or pen and paper only

what is the quora universe and how does it exist to be a top google hit every time but to not have anything even resembling an answer for what is being searched? who are these people asking and answering questions on quora!?

Tweet exchange in which a photo of Anne Hathaway is posted by @TheRoyalSerf, to which user @VvSchweetz24 replies "@grok...do your thing. @Grok replies: Anne Hathaway isn't Jewish; she was raised Catholic but left the church. She married Adam Shulman (who is Jewish) in 2012 and celebrates Jewish holidays with their kids. SHe's played Jewish roles, like in "Armageddon Time."

pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things

Yes sir this is my two weeks notice. I decided I would like to quit everything and live on the top of a mountain as a crazy

Stacking the dishes
Less precariously

Q: you seem ancient. are you ancient?

A: haha. I get that a lot

throwing my kitten into the underground pass

trending topics include pieces of lint being found in bellybuttons worldwide

I don't think fame is supposed to exist really. I think most people are fucked up. someone gets famous, and then it's like "WHOA this person is fucked up???" and it's like... well, yeah......

Yeah I feel like its goodness is too obvious to people, so they can't feel smart when they say that they like it, so they convince themselves that they don't to feel smart.
People do this with lots of good things.

I think because it became very overexposed, and because it's an incredibly earnest and sincere movie, it's since retroactively kind of gotten the cringe treatment from some circles of the internet, but I think it really really really holds up 4 years later

After a long day of work, I'd love to just come home and curl up to Ben Affleck

Guy boarding the plane in front of me was having a meltdown about his oversized luggage. Shouting at staff, ramming his bag in the size checker, throwing his duty free purchases away, security called in to mediate. Dreadful for all involved, but fantastic for me. Like watching a tiktok in real life.

All i want for Christmaaas is nuuuuudes

I think I've seen enough cutesy stop motion videos for one lifetime

Drinking for love

I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

for the boys

You know what would fix me is going on a game show and being asked a series of questions where I can derive the answer to each one by remembering a key incident in my life in detail, all leading up to the present moment and the solution to my problems

Welcome to the jungle
Our work week's just 4 days
And everyone gets medical
Plus a good 401K
And if you are harrassed
In any way sexually
HR will get on top of that
With confidentiality
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
My... My... My employee
Oooh
We hope you will succeed!
*guitar solo*

are we still on about em dashes and ai. imo human writers should just use the em dashes even harder. we should be out here pummeling out those em dashes like we're emily dickinson

My piercings go jingling like Kabouter Plop

NHS gatekeepers are telling me that I have to defeat the Witch King of Angmar before they'll prescribe me estrogen