In the pub

Looks correct to me

Put your hands in the air if you derive joy from this. No straight arms please.

To be honest, I hope they are, but I fear they are not

Out of interest, how do they identify a single individual, presumably it's SSN + something else?

I mean the ones that lost Robinson a libel case brought by Jamal Hijazi

That's the one that contained the repeated lies about the Syrian refugee yes?

Why do you hate Ryan so?

Not the best MP to be commenting

Bah, sorry to hear that, hope they reach you at some point

But why are you reading the Wikipedia page for Gimme Gimme Gimme?

We bought some temporary cheapo curtains from IKEA when we moved into this house. Hopefully today the proper nice curtains turn up. It's only been 11 years.

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Fuxache weather, be nicer

It's just locker room rape

After discussing it with my family, I feel it's unfair to expose them to the scrutiny me being Archbishop of Canterbury would entail, so I have decided not to pursue the opportunity.

2 bottles of wine and tell him to fuck off

I like Rose Matteroffactoh as well

I missed the first episode of the kids version as my Mum demanded to watch Gardener's World. Is it worth catching up on it?

Sorry to hear that, good luck for 2025

They won't ban all music, just insufficiently pro-Trump music

Colin From Accounts not a thing in the US?

My mother has been looking everywhere for the key to an antique piece of furniture she is giving to us. The key was taped to the furniture.

I did briefly want the Yellowstone supervolcano to go up earlier (that'd learn em good), but I've calmed down now

Very wise, me too

Hating Liverpool, not a crime. Hating Forest? Reckon that gets you 2 years nowadays

I KNEW you were a secret Forest fan!

I think it was Frank Skinner that noted when you get old you get injuries without the accompanying anecdotes of youth

I always assumed Willie Nelson wrote AOMM