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Hamilton keeps pitting hoping they’ll put non-Ferrari parts on his car

Me playing Balatro: "hehehe I just made 100$"
Friend: "Fake money?"
Me, now sad:

In a Game Jam and within the span of 3 hours one of my team members had Taco Bell for the first time and the other had a White Monster for the first time. My culture is spreading

YouTube video by Robert Reich A Conversation with Zohran Mamdani

Talking about this interview like my mom talks about soccer players. "Look at my boys go! Aren't they so cute out there?"

71 laps, 71 hot dogs, 71 beers #f1

Did not know that PBS has a role-playing game live play called BREAKING the DEADLOCK.

Do you really see yourself in Larry David in Curb Your Enthusiasm or do you just wish you knew all the unspoken rules of society and stuck to them at all times?

Devastating news for the worst person you know, Tyler, the Creator is getting cancelled again and JPEGMAFIA is taking some music off streaming services

My favorite game is one where you have a menu and can spawn things in

well I got it.

I don’t know if any doctor has tried a White Monster in their life. “Oh
it’s so bad for you it’s acidi-“ I would guess. If you force fed me Monster my first thought would be that you fed me the Heart Explosion Potion. My second thought would then be quickly followed by my fourteenth

Sadly, due to the filibuster, piss needs at least a 60% majority to actually pass any legislation

Do chefs get a new pleat if they mess up an egg so badly it becomes something entirely new?

Drinking ice cold lime water out of an raspberry Arizona can

Me cashing in on one of my last social security checks: I think it’s time to buy an African Gray Parrot, get a crusty white dog with digestive issues, and put the rest of my money into rare coins and stamps

Doing the dishes is awesome and cool and amazing as long as nobody told you to do them

Norris going for the 0 stopper

Returning back to the country is not giving a lot of culture shock, just repeated “hell yeah”s followed by quiet crying

WORRIED?!

FD signifier in the sidebar is goated

Hard Mode Quiz!

If you were a NON-LEGENDARY creature, which would you be?

Lemme know how Gnorp turns out. On the wishlist rn

The same Japanese alternate art of Tannuk, Steadfast Second as the previous post, now sitting on a hotel bed

I got him

Facebook friend suggestions is sending me all-time bangers such as “my 6th grade bully” and “ex-girlfriend’s best friend”

Why is it cropped so tight Elk?

In Japan sitting across a group of teens with their face in their phones knocking down Clash Royale games like it’s nothing. Some things never change

Taking a 12hr flight while listening to Action Bronson and The Newsroom in equal parts ends with your brain in a strange place

That’s a common misconception. It’s actually called Duct Sauce, Duck is just the brand.

HAPPY 8/8 LETS SEE THOSE 8/8's! (and make 'em swing :3)

Happy 8/8 post your 8/8s!