April H.Woo

I had genuinely not heard of it before this evening

That purple head with the horns is getting funkay #rexcomus

Holy shit I can't believe I made it to the heads. I'm fading fast and slipping down the couch. #rexcomus

Did she just say it's open to Scrim? I know he's a white dog, but Comus? C'mon Scrim. #rexcomus

I would love to own a 9th Ward Style airbrush shirt with Big E on it

Peggy: "Oh yeah, Errol's here too." #rexcomus

ARTHUR MOTHERFUCKIN' HARDY #rexcomus

I love Rex's slutty little boots

If they played Sweet Caroline it would over for everyone #rexcomus

I think they're very junior members

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TELL US PEGGY. WHY DON'T THEY PARADE, PEGGY?? #rexcomus

NOT THESE DWEEBS #rexcomus

"RECRUITMENT!"

Probably the opposite tbh

"We're teaching them to use embroidery machines so we can buy more monogrammed bullshit!" #rexcomus

Those things happen at nearly every other ball. This one is *special*.

I would pay extreme amounts of money to see this

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My ultimate dream is that one day this little SOB rushes in there and suplexes Rex WWE style. One day, my sweet KCB. #rexcomus

One twin is a page, the other was ritually sacrificed. #rexcomus

PICKLE BALL MENTIONED #rexcomus

That page is ROLLING #rexcomus

Lots of ankles on display tonight ladies, tsk tsk. #rexcomus

This is Carnival Time? Don't tell Al Johnson. #rexcomus

I do love that Kermit the Frog cape #rexcomus

I like to call this portion "Jerks I've Probably Worked For" #rexcomus

I feel like the maids and queen look even more the same this year than they usually do? #rexcomus

Say what you will, but that dress really does have a lot of radiant movement. #rexcomus

Look. I know enough to say that I don't think I could clap on beat in this situation. But I also know enough not to do it on TV. #rexcomus

Sloppy slaps #rexcomus