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A meme of Alysa Liu based on Da Share Zone reading: JUST WALK OUT work social thing movies home class dentist figure skating too fancy weed store cops it your quick friend ships IF IT SUCKS... HIT DA BRICKS!!! Real winners quit You can leave!! Da Gold Zone

I’ve been talking about Alysa Liu’s story about her quitting skating only to come back and become even better because she did it for herself and this came to me in a dream…

I don’t think we should allow the secret police to round people up and sort them by race

99% of modern security products are just some company going "would you like this app that gamifies paranoia" and you going "yeag" like just don't do it. just turn it off

GM: Charisma check.

Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]

GM: that’s a d6 how did you

Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

No Kings includes Draft Kings

representative of the sisyphean task of home cleaning, curling is a memento mori

Man ponders if he is still a good person if helping others benefits him. The universe answers and tells him: 'Be kind, I don't care why'

my guy was back out there doin Good Work with a broken rib from his previous encounter.
name a fucking high school after him.

Bilbo looking at his phone top on bottom is ChatGPT After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it? You're absolutely right — you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.

READING Jeremiah 22:3 Do what is right and just. Rescue the victim from the hand of his oppressor. Do not wrong or oppress the resident alien, the orphan, or the widow, and do not shed innocent blood.

Donald J. Trump: "We're bringing back God"

God:

*remembers that MN has some of the worst racial equity gaps in the country*

Anyway, the official GFMs are in the thread

the best time for universities, law firms, corporations, and the fucking democrats, to oppose trump in every possible way was one year ago, but the second best time would be right now

I’m also hearing that Bovino no longer has access to the Jeremy Renner Official app, and can no longer get updates on Jeremy Renner.

Demand they sacrifice a bull. Demand thigh bones wrapped in fat.

"For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States"

At least the revolutionaries got mock trials from king George. We ain't got squat

Public Works Administration but it's all forensic accountants, security engineers and attorneys.

no smoke for this person in particular but your city needs to burn down a cop shop before you talk about how you're so much harder than minneapolis

They are never, ever going to win in Minnesota.

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again: the federal government isn’t and will never be a reliable partner in your care and keeping. you put all your eggs in that basket at your peril and that of your sanity

I really wish that more of the response to the whole Greenland situation was "Greenland is already colonized and cannot gain anything from its colonial rule being switched from one malevolent racist nation to another."

Kalaallit, Inughuit and Tunumiit should be free, autonomous people.

just increasingly obvious that everything online Dems got excited about in casting Newsom as a “fighter” was simply the skilled efforts of a comms team who knows exactly what online Dems will fall for, while the man himself has a spine made of absolute tapioca pudding

Under "report account" you can select "violence" and "human trafficking." Just fyi while you're over there blocking.

little kids all think trash collectors hang the moon and moreover they’re right. why on earth do people grow out of that?! in a sane civilization they’d be worshipped as gods

the wildest thing is right-wingers acting like minnesotans in videos must be outside agitators when we can all hear their accents. i don't think i could do that accent convincingly if i spent a year practicing. and neither would i wish to. have you heard that shit? craziest american accent

i think my 2yo is going to become a shitposter, he just said the “knee is the knuckle of the leg”

I’ve seen the Sandwiches of History guy use a special tool for slicing bread in half depthwise!

No funding, at all, for anyone or anything whose goal is to make the people their enemy.

None dollars.

Sometimes comparisons like Francoist Spain feel inappropriate just because every country and its history is so different, but other days they kill poets.

Here is a video of a frozen creek that had begun to thaw, and the water was flowing beneath the thin ice on top. I took this because it was soothing and wonderfully bloopy and I wanted to listen to it for hours. You are all welcome to enjoy it, too. Let your brain settle here and rest for a moment.