@democrats.senate.gov

This! 👆

All they’re going to chase is an Italian beef…

And who can blame them for that?

Dear @democrats.senate.gov,
Fercryingoutloud, *don’t* apologize / back off when Pam Bondi takes umbrage.

Yes, you are calling her a liar.
Yes, you are accusing her of impropriety.
Yes, she’s dirtier than her roots.

Stand behind it. She will just get more hystrionic, and *that’s a good thing*!

Schiff gets Bondi so flustered that she starts blurting things out while he details what a farce this "oversight" hearing has been and the Republican members' lack of interest in doing their jobs

Somewhere, Kash is screaming at the TV.

President Side Quest

YES, damnit!

Now fucking repeat that every time a microphone is near you! How hard is this?!

“Bu - bu - “ 😆

Fire those staties who worked with them. They can’t be allowed to just go rogue.

It’s always 6-on-1

I will do with my property as I please.

Fuck that. Hate away. Give people what they’ve earned.

Not pictured: Micropenis

He told on himself. *Before* committing the crime, no less.

Why would he get the maximum?

So, remember kids: Even *if* you think Dems started the shutdown, there’s no denying the GOP prolonged it.

Because they want a Chinese style government, where everything is centrally-controlled by a handful of elites, and a strongman at the top.

He’s busy deteriorating

Accurate description is now illegal

Oh great. Give *his* website the intimate details on your health. That couldn’t *possibly* become a problem.

Republicans went home *yesterday* with no plans to return til Friday.

They already decided to shut it down.

POC should stop serving anyway. No way these jokers won’t put them in the most danger.

Don’t sign up to be cannon fodder, kids.

Wait ‘til you see the Commander in Chief.

Who’s on his 3rd assumed name, no less!

Low Energy Donald is my favorite. Can’t miss that he’s falling apart.

We’ve seen your sons, dude. I don’t think you have a legitimate concern.

The only person who would be impressed by this talk…

The most unqualified SecDef in U.S. history would like to talk to you generals about merit

You left out one thing:

Stop negotiating, @schumer.senate.gov . Seriously. You will *not* get credit for saving the public, but you *will* be blamed for saving Trump from his stupidity.

Let him burn himself!

Sitting on your hands and blaming him are easy. Do it, damnit!

“Bibi, you gotta save me from this Epstein thing…”