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@fake-plisken.bsky.social

Long-time cynic. Short-time potter.

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the private insurance-healthcare machine was built by private hands to do bad.

SNAP was built by public hands to do good. imperfectly.

30.10.2025 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm shaking almost too hard to type. I entered SLC airport and heard screams and cries for help. I could see people gathered around, watching. I sped over to discover this woman face down on the floor, four grown men pushing her down, while she cried "HELP ME" and pled for her child.

29.10.2025 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 7523    πŸ” 3976    πŸ’¬ 52    πŸ“Œ 797

This morning’s hype anthem

28.10.2025 12:27 β€” πŸ‘ 291    πŸ” 76    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 6

β€œI use AI to write emails.” OK well I have a sense of dignity.

24.10.2025 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 217    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

he's knocking down the literal white house and illegally murdering people by dropping bombs on international boats and the government has been shut down for weeks and it's just like....yep

23.10.2025 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 5634    πŸ” 1313    πŸ’¬ 140    πŸ“Œ 73

I'm not sure you can get more marie antoinette than taking away food stamps before thanksgiving while you build a gold and marble dance hall so the other crooks can bring bribe you over a badly-cooked (argentinian) steak

22.10.2025 11:53 β€” πŸ‘ 17495    πŸ” 5781    πŸ’¬ 367    πŸ“Œ 239
There is a natural inclination, especially among Americans steeped in our culture of mass incarceration, to judge the propriety of a person’s punishment not based on what they’ve done, but on how deserving one believes they are of receiving justice. On its face, any 13-year-old kid that allegedly made threats and was found to be in possession of a knife should be afforded the rights of due process in the juvenile court system. But because this boy was born in another country, because he and his family were asylum-seekers (authorized to work legally in the US) and not American citizens, and regardless of any piece of his personal story or history that led him to this point, some believe he is not owed those same rights. This boyβ€”this childβ€” deserves to rot in a federal facility, they say, and to be dragged across state lines away from his home. And for some, his mere existence in this country is crime enough. 
But it’s important to bust these myths. It’s crucial to remember, as so many speakers at the Everett City Council meeting reminded us, that all of our safety is intertwined. DHS and its many agencies are trying to turn neighbors against one another. But our neighbors are not our enemiesβ€”in fact, they are the ones most likely to protect us.

There is a natural inclination, especially among Americans steeped in our culture of mass incarceration, to judge the propriety of a person’s punishment not based on what they’ve done, but on how deserving one believes they are of receiving justice. On its face, any 13-year-old kid that allegedly made threats and was found to be in possession of a knife should be afforded the rights of due process in the juvenile court system. But because this boy was born in another country, because he and his family were asylum-seekers (authorized to work legally in the US) and not American citizens, and regardless of any piece of his personal story or history that led him to this point, some believe he is not owed those same rights. This boyβ€”this childβ€” deserves to rot in a federal facility, they say, and to be dragged across state lines away from his home. And for some, his mere existence in this country is crime enough. But it’s important to bust these myths. It’s crucial to remember, as so many speakers at the Everett City Council meeting reminded us, that all of our safety is intertwined. DHS and its many agencies are trying to turn neighbors against one another. But our neighbors are not our enemiesβ€”in fact, they are the ones most likely to protect us.

A few of my thoughts:

www.thehandbasket.co/p/ice-13-yea...

15.10.2025 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 494    πŸ” 104    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

Shameful and unconscionable. History is going to look back on us and it won't be kind. Nor should it be.

09.10.2025 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 116    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 2

if I repost this I risk "what did you expect? [list of other bad shit Apple does that everybody knows about]" discover tab adventurers in the mentions but I must bear this burden happily because wtf

08.10.2025 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 455    πŸ” 63    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2

What a weird-ass Rapture. Only the Constitution disappeared.

24.09.2025 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 18925    πŸ” 4287    πŸ’¬ 216    πŸ“Œ 132

β€œawful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind

11.09.2025 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 45338    πŸ” 8514    πŸ’¬ 630    πŸ“Œ 261
The inside of a handmade ceramic blue and green tea bowls is pictured

The inside of a handmade ceramic blue and green tea bowls is pictured

The inside of a handmade ceramic blue and green tea bowls is pictured- it is filled with ice cream!

The inside of a handmade ceramic blue and green tea bowls is pictured- it is filled with ice cream!

The inside of a handmade ceramic blue and green tea bowls is pictured- filled with carrots and hummus!

The inside of a handmade ceramic blue and green tea bowls is pictured- filled with carrots and hummus!

My shop is now live πŸ₯ΉπŸ«ΆπŸ» #pottery #ceramics #teabowl #chawan

06.09.2025 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I know, i bought it❀️ looking forward to seeing it in person!

06.09.2025 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That green bowl is gorgeous!

06.09.2025 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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one very real, concrete way to help feed Gaza right now is through donating to World Central Kitchen

22.08.2025 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3495    πŸ” 3192    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 4

yeah I'll incorporate AI into my workflow. the workflow of my butt

22.08.2025 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1778    πŸ” 324    πŸ’¬ 52    πŸ“Œ 19

every time someone adds me on linkedin i just wanna reply like babe i have nothing to offer you here

06.12.2024 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 669    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 3
Conservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everything

Conservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everything

Conservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everything theonion.com/conserv...

18.08.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3626    πŸ” 711    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 25

As a tall person I cannot offer to reach something on a high shelf for a stranger, yet if they ask me I must oblige. This is the law of the giants

10.07.2023 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1877    πŸ” 327    πŸ’¬ 71    πŸ“Œ 44
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NEW β€” Video taken by a witness and shared with me tonight from DC’s Trinidad neighborhood shows FBI and Secret Service agents patrolling by foot and peering into cars with flashlights.

(Per witness, residents made fun of agents, saying they can't get women and that's why they were doing this lol)

12.08.2025 04:25 β€” πŸ‘ 6605    πŸ” 1647    πŸ’¬ 312    πŸ“Œ 330

Israel has killed approximately 200 journalists in Gaza in just 22 months, which is more than the combined number of journalists killed during WWII and the entirety of the Vietnam War.

10.08.2025 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1025    πŸ” 698    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 14
Man Who Thought He'd Lost All Hope Loses Last Additional Bit Of Hope He Didn't Even Know He Still Had

Man Who Thought He'd Lost All Hope Loses Last Additional Bit Of Hope He Didn't Even Know He Still Had

Man Who Thought He'd Lost All Hope Loses Last Additional Bit Of Hope He Didn't Even Know He Still Had theonion.com/man-who...

08.08.2025 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 5260    πŸ” 717    πŸ’¬ 101    πŸ“Œ 110
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HR Improves Company Morale By Giving Employees Constant Stream Of Dumbass Bullshit To Mock AUSTIN, TXβ€”Providing workers with an opportunity for some lighthearted fun, the human resources department of local ad agency Milner-Ferraro reportedly improved company morale by giving employees a co...

HR Improves Company Morale By Giving Employees Constant Stream Of Dumbass Bullshit To Mock

25.07.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2434    πŸ” 258    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 18

β€œβ€¦Ozzy whose work would be with us when, in harder years, we became the guy stealing beer from the unattended bar, and revealing our hearts to whoever happened to be nearby.”

24.07.2025 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Gaza is starving Palestinians seeking food are being killed by the IDF. It's time for the entire world to say enough.

In the past when I sat down to write about Israel, I’ve had a moment where I take a deep breath and accept that, as a Jewish woman, it’s going to be difficult. This time, there was no such moment.

I wrote about the intentional starvation of Gaza by Israel/US, and the moral imperative to say enough:

23.07.2025 13:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1989    πŸ” 635    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 24
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My credit score went down because i dont have debt and i pay my bills… if thats the case, then what are credit scores even for?

16.07.2025 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Group Of Teen Girls Convinces JD Vance To Kill Himself WASHINGTONβ€”Lighting up his phone night and day with their cruel taunts, a group of teenage girls reportedly convinced Vice President JD Vance to kill himself Tuesday. β€œEveryone I know thinks you’re so...

Group Of Teen Girls Convinces JD Vance To Kill Himself

15.07.2025 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 7747    πŸ” 902    πŸ’¬ 186    πŸ“Œ 105
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This is Cupcake. She overheard you describe something as having more rolls than a bakery. Thinks you better be talking about culinary school. 12/10

10.07.2025 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 7271    πŸ” 614    πŸ’¬ 147    πŸ“Œ 44

Sorry about all the anger, it's mostly due to being furious.

03.07.2025 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 564    πŸ” 130    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 4

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