It's the Worst

I hope this email finds you staving off the soul crushing effects of late stage capitalism to the best of your abilities

He's also Lazlo from Real Genius

Who schedules a rejection call?!

Frankly, I welcome the asteroid at this point.

With so much wrong in the world already, must we add couples in matching track suits to the mix?

Look, do I buy myself lots of little treats? Yes. Do I deserve them for putting up with me every day? Also a big yes.

My job involves reading the news for a living so I feel great right now.

2025 can eat a bag of dicks.

First rejection of the year. Happy New Year!

Dear Santa: I'd like a new job in 2025 please.

Sometimes dinner is a Bloody Mary. It's practically a salad.

Once again I am the runner up. Yay me! This time I got to experience the joy of 9 interviews first.

And the waiting begins once again.

How many interviews are too many?

New record of 36 minutes between hitting send and receiving a rejection. I have whiplash.

Filled out my employee survey today. Disruptive, chaotic, and toxic all make appearances.

No thank you. I do not want the privilege of a dedicated desk in exchange for four days per week in the office. I value not wearing real pants and a bra much more than that.

Forget the paycheck, employees really want a raise in emotional salary headline

If anyone said the phrase "emotional salary" to me, I would simply start throwing things at them

Why wouldn't I want to go into the office more?! Twelve people crammed into cubes all having Teams meetings simultaneously. It's awesome.

It's getting to be less soul crushing when I'm rejected by a company after multiple interviews. I'm mostly dead inside now.