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Dispatch is one of the coolest fucking looking things i've ever seen. the visual pop and cinematic flair is so gosh dang good

i'll take a Hong Kong-inspired action movie with jokes and Christina Applegate on any given day

* Lou lol

Loud Diamond Phillips and Bokeem Woodbine really stood out to my memory with their charisma and how funny the movie could be (the scene where Marky Mark is like, "Were you going to break up with me?" in the middle of a gunfight still rocks). that movie fucks, critics were way too harsh on it

Man I saw that movie with my mom in theaters. It still lives in my soul

Pioneering the second person perspective camera

My "flight got canceled at 10 pm so I paid for a $300 hotel room" emergency dinner

Alaska Airlines is, i think, the definition of an airline where you can go, "What the absolute fuck happened to you"

everything about it is garbage now. shitty first class product, i can't remember the last time a flight of mine was actually on time, flights are routinely oversold. terrible

Day 23 - Giant Robot.
The nut registered as a 6.4 on the Richter scale.
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Andrew Cuomo’s campaign just posted — and quickly deleted — this AI-generated ad depicting “criminals for Zohran Mamdani.”

Features a Black man in a keffiyeh shoplifting, an abuser, a trespasser, a trafficker, a drug dealer, and a drunk driver all declaring support for Mamdani.

You can't convince me that Trump's first words in finding out the queen of England died wasn't, "I coulda fucked her"

One time in high school, I went to a party and where no one knew me and I told them my name was Soup for some reason. A year later excitedly called me Soup at the store and I was like what the fuck is wrong with you, that's not my name

It's wild to me that it's easier to buy weed in Massachusetts than it is to buy a six pack

How many asses can be got? Would you say... one million?

weird how the government is full of people who do nazi things that turn out to be nazis

One of my dogs also does this. His trademark move :|

But big dumper

I'm sad that half the internet depends on AWS to function all the time but I also got to take a cool jet lag nap while it was down

Pretty sure that the Mariners built a stadium on an Indian burial ground and are forever cursed. Only reasonable explanation for their existence

you can be like my partner whose music tastes just perpetually live in the mid-2000s when people cared about the Dresden Dolls

Block list for Trump regime government accounts. How to Dismantle a Dictatorship, Step 4: Block validation. #3E bsky.app/profile/did:...

There were literally 7 TSA guys staring at this chick's bag, frozen by paralysis in the face of a water bottle. Took 15 minutes to get my bag out of the x ray machine. Now my flight is at least delayed by an hour and a half

On my third work trip in a month and lemme tell ya, seatac is a special kind of hell, even for an airport

Shohei Ohtani's performance last night was an amazing sports moment than I'm happy to have witnessed with my own eyeballs. just an iconic performance that will be memorialized

but also fuck the Dodgers

I like spinning kicks because being hit in the face repeatedly by a shoeless vagabond is very disrespectful

i got off a bus stop yesterday and a guy was lighting a dead pigeon on fire with a lighter and my mouth just blurted out, "Aww man, don't light the dead bird on fire" and he did not appreciate my input

don't let any of this political nonsense distract you from the fact that Trump is in the Epstein files. release 'em

like the person on the radio in the final mission who (spoilers?) dies and everyone is very sad about it and I was like, was that person in the game this whole time? who the fuck was that?

yeah it's pretty awful. if you take it as little vignettes of, "Now you're a sniper for 10 minutes", "now you're a tank for 10 minutes", it can be kinda fun but the narrative is a disaster

entire characters and plot threads that i had no idea were things and i can't name more than two characters