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How did I not know about this? I love it. Good luck!!!

02.02.2026 04:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yo what rally is this???

02.02.2026 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Never really subscribed to the β€œChina is living in the future” stuff as it’s mostly just good governance + infrastructure investment at play

However

I keep seeing my neighbors get out of their cars at their doors and then the car fucks off to park itself

Yeah Chinese are living in the future.

02.02.2026 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 83    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1
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Every cheap Merc comes with a rhinestone accessory of some kind right?

02.02.2026 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Don’t mind if I do 😏

01.02.2026 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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What the fuck do you know about phoenix claws???

01.02.2026 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Vulgar Marxism wins again

01.02.2026 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Emiratis need to be tried in absentia for bribing US officials and sabotaging US democracy

01.02.2026 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Timing Chain Replacement on Land Rover or Range Rover 5.0 & 3.0L Engines | Atlantic British Presents
YouTube video by Atlantic British Timing Chain Replacement on Land Rover or Range Rover 5.0 & 3.0L Engines | Atlantic British Presents

Maybe you’re built different but no way I’m doing this in my court parking lot lol
youtu.be/J2X5rByzXME?...

01.02.2026 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s due a timing chain replacement but hear me out…

01.02.2026 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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GTS Works–Style 1968 MG MGC GT Bid for the chance to own a GTS Works–Style 1968 MG MGC GT at auction with Bring a Trailer, the home of the best vintage and classic cars online. Lot #229,062.

GTS Works–Style 1968 MG MGC GT

01.02.2026 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Never forget, Boston.
#19Years #Mooninite

31.01.2026 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 127    πŸ” 44    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 7

Nissan Murano CrossCabrio sighting!!!

01.02.2026 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

brag much

01.02.2026 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Wholesome boomer board - this ends my DC Auto Show thread!

01.02.2026 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bro it’s a Ferrari it’s actually a Ferrari bro I know it’s technically a Maserati but if you see this is a Ferrari please just believe me bro please

01.02.2026 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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ONE OF ONE ONLY BEEN DRIVEN WITH JORTS ON

01.02.2026 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Toyota bZ time attack car was sick - my friend was even able to convince himself it looked like a wagon when it was lowered. I’m sadly not that delusional.

31.01.2026 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Why does the Mk8 GTI have a clit for a trans selector?

31.01.2026 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Got to sit in a Mustang GT and the interior was a nice place to be. Wish the Dark Horse had more vibrant paint and no cringe decals though.

31.01.2026 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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This Buick concept fucks. More info here - www.autoevolution.com/news/1985-wi...

31.01.2026 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Impreza RS was such a letdown - why not at least put the FA24 in it?? It just needs a full 200lb-ft of torque 😒

31.01.2026 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The WRX TS(πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ) was great - loved that you could work the shifter without disturbing whatever is in the cupholder - one of several clever features.

31.01.2026 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is the only pic I got of the Elantra N because I was too busy being marveling at how comfortable and supportive the bucket seats were for my fat ass.

31.01.2026 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Civic Hybrid Hatch is normal car perfected. No one needs anything more than this.

31.01.2026 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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They somehow made the Corvette even more chud-coded than it already is. Doing this will not make Trump like you Marry Barra.

31.01.2026 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The yellow color on this Prius is great!

31.01.2026 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Ineos Grenadier has a cool switchgear and is a vehicle for suppressing the local population

31.01.2026 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Lucid Air looks like a car in a sci fi movie where they didn’t spend a lot of money on production design

31.01.2026 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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First up - the GR86 Yuzu edition ducktail doesn’t match!

31.01.2026 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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