Alexander Glass

Prehensile penis.

'There once was a Carlson called Tucker...'

Well, that and the fact that he hasn't eaten a vegetable for 60 years.

An 'English with multiple layers of identity' perhaps.

It’s telling. When something that quiet, symbolic, and deeply human makes it onto the radar of someone like him, you have to wonder: was it about the place, or about the power to erase it?

It shouldn’t need defending. A shared library straddling two nations? That’s not just geography—it’s grace.

This is so true.

They seem pretty chilled (probably the Mary Jane) so maybe it wouldn't make them THAT angry?

I like them, but then I'm not fully English...

M&S sell a snack pack of two mini Yum Yums, and it's inexplicable that they haven't called it Yum Yum Yum Yum.

It hates most of the white men as well, the poorer ones. Or at the very least it holds them in contempt.

Thing is, if we can get rid of one prince...

... Why not the rest of them too?

Me, idly: I loved Tarzan movies when I was a kid. Wonder why they don't show repeats of them any more.

Me, moments later: There are probably VERY GOOD REASONS why they don't show them any more.

Fuck it. I'm having fruit cake for breakfast, and no one can stop me.

Amazing that this was even on his radar.

Yep, spectacularly. He seems to get it perfectly wrong every time.

I hope Musk knows that people call him Cohaagen and I hope it really pisses him off. But given his track record, he probably thinks Cohaagen was a tragic misunderstood hero.

Presumably one made of human breast milk

woman and a man sat on a large wheel tandem, two big wheels on the side and a smaller set front and back

'Arthur Conan Doyle and his wife on an early tandem bike, 1892'

It's a mystery!

I wish HE had no words.

Some bullshit racist post by fucking Musk, failing to understand Tolkien.

Cohaagen says what

I remember someone arguing that Silence of the Lambs is nearly a vampire movie, and ... I get it.

I was nonplussed by the song 'Je Taime.'

I've never seen an actual pumpkin patch.

I assume it's something you wear, possibly on an upper arm, to help beat a pumpkin addiction?

The Fast and the Furious: Epic Grift

Agree absolutely - but then the appeal of Trump himself was and remains mystifying to me.

To be fair, the Trump regime IS a circus.

I wonder if Vance (or whichever rat wins the sack-fight - presumably Vance) would be smarter about this, and therefore harder to dislodge. Trump in charge is terrible, but his delusional stupidity might be helpful in getting the GOP out of power.

I'm imagining JT Walsh as the sleazy husband, lying unconscious back in that trailer.

Black and white photo of Harry Dean Stanton (with guitar case) walking towards the camera with his arm around Milla Jovovich.

Seen in Another Place.

I really wanted this to be some amazing movie that I'd somehow missed, but it turns out it's just from a Vogue photoshoot.