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A photo of Shel Silverstein where he looks more like someone who murders children than someone who writes books for them.

That’d still be better than the photo Shel Silverstein used on his children’s books. I’m in my early 50s and it still scares me. 😱

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H.A. Brown Elementary School Mural By Skype a Scientist

A week ago I found out that the grant I was confident would fund our spring mural will not, bc we're 2 blocks too deep into Kensington. This STINKS.

This project rocks bc it's community driven, biodiversity-focused (& more! read on!)

We're raising money to make it happen
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“Yeah, I've got one just like it in my living room. Who are you people?”

When the Trump family emigrated from Germany, they definitely didn’t send their best.

That logo on it looks remarkably like the Slack logo, just in one color.

Charlton Heston at the 2000 NRA convention, recreating his infamous moment where he held a rifle overhead and declared, “From my cold, dead hands,” here edited to show an em dash instead.

You can pry the em dash — from my cold, dead hands.

thinking about how Savannah Guthrie had to cancel her trip to work the Olympics because of her mom’s kidnapping but the guy who heads up the investigative body handling the case was posting pictures of himself in the US hockey locker room today lol

He has pissed off a fair-sized chunk of his gun-stroking, violence-prone base. It's only a matter of time before one gets lucky.

so it was written. so it will be

You know who else thought of humans as crops?

I’m sure he was just checking their locker room to make sure Savannah Guthrie’s mom wasn’t in there. Leaving no stone unturned in that investigation!

That’s like trying to decide where to take the first bite of a 💩🥪.

Im like that with the jalapeño ranch flavor.

Spicy glasses? I might be interested if you have any left after you find the other interested folks.

I loved Ellio's when I was a kid, but I brought home a box a couple years ago as a nostalgia-fueled impulse buy and regretted it. Not sure if my palate has evolved or Ellio's has been enshittified.

Stouffer's French bread pizza, OTOH, still tastes like I remember from when I was a kid.

Entenmann's "truck tires," as I've called them since I was little. I just took down a box yesterday.

Every part of the pig but the oink.

Nothing better on a plate next to a big pile of scrambled eggs than a half-inch thick slab, fried crisp on the outside and still gooey on the inside. 😋

Same. Fortunately the nearest White Castle is an hour's drive away, so my opportunities to do a full Harold & Kumar style meal are extremely infrequent.

How long does that take? Asking because Red Vines taste like straight up chemicals to me.

This police chief, at a minimum, needs to be fired immediately.

There's a couple million pages of Epstein files the Democrats can read into the record. Go for it.

a man wearing glasses and a watch is saying yeah that 's gonna be a no from me dawg ALT: a man wearing glasses and a watch is saying yeah that 's gonna be a no from me dawg

Woke up to find @citizenapp.bsky.social is forcing account creation now. Deleted it instead.

😂

Fixed it.

A cartoon showing two researchers in lab coats holding up a microchip. The caption reads "We've decided to call it the neutron chip. It eliminates jobs, but leaves the work-place intact!"

I am currently doing research on occupational health and safety in the 1970s and 1980s, and I ran across this cartoon pertaining to office automation. Struck me as very 2026!