the dailup sound was a protection spell the computer said for us every time we went online but we thought we were too good for it. we wanted to be on the phone and the computer at the same time. we wanted to be on the phone and the computer at the same time and now weβre fucked
04.09.2025 09:44 β π 1377 π 480 π¬ 10 π 13
Happy Ides everyone!
I know times are tough and itβs hard to enjoy anything right now, but please take a stab at it.
15.03.2025 14:29 β π 192 π 24 π¬ 6 π 1
Reclining your seat on a plane is boomer coded. There is a marginal increase in comfort in exchange for a significantly worse impact on the person behind
25.01.2025 05:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
We have to be out of goodwill for Elon and his lack of social awareness. Either heβs as brilliant as he/people say, heβs or a useful idiot. No matter what heβs signalling dangerous ideas. Itβs a bad precedent to keep shrugging him off. At a certain point you gotta call it for what he is
21.01.2025 15:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
LA fires are a good reminder that the only difference between me and any refugee is luck.
08.01.2025 15:23 β π 47676 π 7348 π¬ 476 π 278
Carousel keeps spinning, no end in sight. Hard to imagine a serious coach wanting to work for Davis
07.01.2025 21:44 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Bains, Juulsen, Sawchenko
21.09.2023 14:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Iβm wildly flattered that you think I look like Ryan Reynolds but that is not a picture of me
20.09.2023 05:26 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Oma always said itβs just as easy to marry rich as it is to marry poor
20.09.2023 05:00 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
An efficient bit of commerce
20.09.2023 04:53 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Iβve got a weird feeling Iβm forgetting something. Itβs probably nothing tho
11.09.2023 14:58 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Been away from home 7 of the last 8 days. Another two nights to go but I miss my wife a lot. Also in a kinda boring part of the world with boring coworkers so not much to do to escape the longing
07.09.2023 04:05 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Had a great time hanging out with my friends today
02.09.2023 05:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Stayed at a cabin this weekend that kinda gave me the creeps. Too many windows maybe? Big place but always felt like someone else was just around the corner, just out of sight
29.08.2023 21:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Everybodyβs βthey let us get to Friday againβ until itβs been 1832 Fridays and you realize there are only 1831 left
25.08.2023 15:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Every morning I wake up and think to myself βAhh, not againβ
24.08.2023 16:11 β π 9 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0
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