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Jaye Alexandrius Ferrans

@ferrans.bsky.social

Friendly neighbourhood laser operator. Expert in Gender Fuckery and General Fuckery. They/Them/That Asshole.

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My take on the US Hockey team video is it'd be weird and cringe to party with any FBI Director after an Olympic win, but *that* FBI director and president makes is super gross

23.02.2026 23:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That movie is so baffling in so many ways

16.02.2026 02:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was midway through a @simpsonstheory.bsky.social video on Family Guy and Simpsons parallel plots and suddenly it got taken down mid way through.

That's frustrating.

14.02.2026 18:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

True. I will say I can't judge the quality as I havent seen them, but I've been over Lesnar for quite a while

14.02.2026 18:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*Three. Maki/Mickie, Womens War Games and Chelsea/Zelina

14.02.2026 15:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Two uncontested Congressional seats and an uncontested Senate race. GOP is struggling

14.02.2026 00:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Going back and watching old Smackdown episodes from 2003

Charlie Haas is the best talker out of the WGTT and I'm generally shocked he didn't do more in WWE.

23.01.2026 03:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Watching a random 2002 Smackdown and I think what makes Paul Heyman a great manager is he becomes terrified enough of his charge's opponents for both of them so the charge can no sell the fear and look stronger.

19.01.2026 03:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I saw "Is This Thing On?" and enjoyed it, but noticed a weird trend of non-actors appearing in prestige movies.

* Peyton Manning in ITTO?

* Tyler The Creator and Kevin O'Leary in Marty Supreme

* Ryan Bader and Bas Rutten in Smashing Machine

* Conan and ASAP Rocky in If I Had Legs, i'd kick you

12.01.2026 02:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What a way to announce he pronounces the H in Hunt as a C

08.01.2026 19:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

First one I watched!

05.01.2026 19:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cursed audio

04.01.2026 18:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If the new rule is that any country who is led by a clearly and demonstrable corrupt, inept criminal will be invaded and have that same leader kidnapped...

Trump should get in his bunker.

04.01.2026 17:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1881    ๐Ÿ” 343    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 90    ๐Ÿ“Œ 22
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Whenever I play JoW, I try to assemble a main event scene that the online fans wouldn't complain about.

I think I did well here

04.01.2026 18:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tbf it'd also be the most Falcons thing to be playoff eliminated with 5 games left and somehow finish with the same record as the division leaders.

30.12.2025 06:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Mine is...hit and miss

03.10.2025 16:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Andrade going from WWE to AEW to WWE to AEW:

02.10.2025 02:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"The ventriloquist goes to heaven but the dummy doesnt!"

02.10.2025 02:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just watched Him.

What the actual fuck

25.09.2025 04:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That too. Chris Evans and Charlie Day did well too, just too much of nothing happening

12.09.2025 15:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Honey Don't only got that high on the technical aspects tbh. Beautifully shot but outside of a few good scenes, felt dull.

12.09.2025 14:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Mine are...slightly better?

12.09.2025 14:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ted Wassonasong's voice sounds nothing like the original, but he's older and it makes sense that his voice would fade with age

04.08.2025 14:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Chane: Honestly, I think this one works the best.

04.08.2025 13:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My thoughts on the new voices in the KOTH reboot:

Dale: it's...throwing me off a bit. Partially because they switch between Hardwick and Huss, but also because the tone is off

Joseph: I actually think it fits fairly well, he sounds more like John Redcorn

04.08.2025 13:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Same. Site just wasnt worth it anymore

04.08.2025 13:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It won't just be Colbert. The Daily Show is next.

Colbert was the the highest rated late night show host. The message is: Emmy's, ratings, and name recognition won't save you. You criticize the oligarchs and this administration, your show is done.

18.07.2025 03:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2948    ๐Ÿ” 662    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 68    ๐Ÿ“Œ 41

Ma'am this is a rare issue that even dyed in the wool MAGA are willing to disown Trump over, just take the win

17.07.2025 21:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So Ky and I are talking about potential Wonder Woman casting for the DCU, and the more I think about it, the more I want to see Trish Stratus as Wonder Woman.

17.07.2025 18:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Jays are winning and doing it in perfect Toronto sports team fashion where a bunch of undervalued guys get inexplicably good 7 years into their careers.

08.07.2025 12:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 490    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

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