Byron Cavit

Billie Eilish Curses Out Prospective Trillionaire Elon Musk A few weeks ago Billie Eilish campaigned for billionaires to act like they actually give a fuck. “Give your money away, shorties,” she said during an acceptance speech at Wall Street Journal‘s annual ...

Elon Musk is a “fucking pathetic pussy bitch coward,” says Billie Eilish

best encapsulation of being an M's fan ever

he's going to come after you either way, so you might as well act with integrity

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA

10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

meme stolen off reddit: Left side: an angry woman points while crying. the text days 'the left is asking for a civil war' On the other side, a white cat meows over a plate of vegetables. The text says 'The left is asking for the Epstein Files.'

Voltaire once said, "One owes respect to the living; to the dead one owes only truth."

Speak ill of the dead if ill is what they delivered in life. Death does not erase the harm you have done, so it should not afford you any protection.

If you ban Calvin and Hobbes you’re a straight up fascist son of a bitch and that’s that

My first thought upon seeing this post

Check out how the anchors of CBS Evening News ended their broadcast tonight:

being an indie bookseller in the helltimes has felt both very stable and very stabilizing, and part of me wishes everyone could be on my side of the counter for a little while, because I think it would help some of you be a little less cynical and doomy right now. so here is my VERY anecdotal data:

Perhaps the Gamers are alright

Image of a cross stitch mimicking the message you get when you die in the old computer game Oregon Trail that says “YOU LISTENED TO RFK”

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Dramatically yanking the tarps off my guillotine collection

Jennings: This salute trutherism is outrageous. 

Rampell: Do it right now on TV! If you think it’s a normal way to greet people, do it right now on TV. Why won’t you?!

yeah bro well spotted

RealPlayer circa 1997

American teens are flocking to a new video app

I created this meme to commemorate the death of Twitter

i've taken all the allergy meds, please make it stop spring is the worst

let’s supercharge this— here’s a money kitty I drew. RT to attract money

Kid: Santa, what's the story of your reindeer names? Santa: Why I name them after memories, like Prancer frolicking through the snow! Kid: What about Donner? *a dark countenance settles on Santa's face* Santa: the year was 1847, snowfall had trapped us in the Sierra Nevada-

Santa Tweet! Santa Tweet!

The front page of HuffPost reads: The Beltway Butcher: War Criminal Kissinger Dead at 100

front page of huffpost

Just a small earthquake, as a treat.

"Men failing up is not a Constitutionally protected right" is my new mantra & I'm going to need it in needlepoint, please.