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Roger Miller based the song "King of the Road" on my life and then screwed me out of the profits

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"Die motherfucker die motherfucker die"

05.10.2025 22:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Okay but she is actually an insane nationalist psycho so

04.10.2025 08:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Scatman John, back from the grave and angrier than ever before

29.09.2025 01:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
28.09.2025 01:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10533    ๐Ÿ” 2420    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 36    ๐Ÿ“Œ 23

The expression in this image roughly reflects my response to this information

28.09.2025 01:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A picture of Wendy from alien Earth looking and talking to a Xeno morph baby that looks just like the Zeno morph baby from Spaceballs that is dancing to hello my baby hello my darling hello my ragtime gal

A picture of Wendy from alien Earth looking and talking to a Xeno morph baby that looks just like the Zeno morph baby from Spaceballs that is dancing to hello my baby hello my darling hello my ragtime gal

I love Alien Earth

25.09.2025 23:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 429    ๐Ÿ” 74    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
[YTP] Charlie Squirt
YouTube video by very tall bart [YTP] Charlie Squirt

Charlie Squirt youtu.be/_NrODcC1eWY

25.09.2025 21:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 398    ๐Ÿ” 36    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Oi, Mista Wilson, I left a right proper jobbie on the bonnet of your lorry

25.09.2025 07:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A sequel to Billy and the Cloneasaurus?

24.09.2025 09:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Alright, going to see if I get any bites for this:
I don't know who needs to hear this, but Ukraine has always been a breakaway province of Greater Moldova.

24.09.2025 01:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Close! It's actually "ใ“ใฎ้คŒ้ฃŸในใ‚Œใ€่ฑš้‡Ž้ƒŽ!"

23.09.2025 07:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Live Mass

23.09.2025 01:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kathe Koja, "The Cipher", 1991

22.09.2025 05:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The inclusion of a set of Pez dispensers was an odd choice, I thought

22.09.2025 00:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The back of Charlie's neck was so strong, it was a miracle. The front of his neck not so much, unfortunately.

21.09.2025 14:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I bet he gets some real funny looks when he's out with his five-year-old daughter and somebody asks about his wife and he says "She's 18".

21.09.2025 09:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Kefir: Way better than those milks that couldn't even finish community college"

21.09.2025 04:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm spectral Mrs Jackson (woo)
I am not real
My existence was a total lie
You dreamed me up inside your mind's eye

21.09.2025 04:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Highly recommend reading this thread, which provides an excellent breakdown of why the current narrative of the assassination doesn't really add up and what really seems to be going on

20.09.2025 05:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Timmar Shlong

20.09.2025 04:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Pride goeth before the fall" isn't even the right quote

19.09.2025 11:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes but now it has a sexual meaning

16.09.2025 02:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Necro-ing this because I remembered a real answer, which is W.S. Merwin's "The Dachau Shoe"
greatamericanprosepoems.blogspot.com/2012/02/dach...

15.09.2025 06:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

"And YOU'RE gonna fry" after which she electrocuted the doctor with lightning from her fingertips

10.09.2025 01:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm hearing his head was bashed in by David Lucas in what's being described as "a bit gone wrong"

08.09.2025 06:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image 04.09.2025 01:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For some reason he was sitting on it upside down. Feet on the tank, back against the seat, head on the floor. They're hoping the post mortem will shed light on why but nobody's too optimistic.

01.09.2025 04:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Dying E.T. in a river from E.T. (1982)

Dying E.T. in a river from E.T. (1982)

AP Photo: President Trump catching some of summer's last rays in relaxing Camp David weekend.

30.08.2025 20:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 530    ๐Ÿ” 84    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

[Pointing to dark basement crawlspace] And this is the room one afternoon I knew I could love you

30.08.2025 10:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Snoop Dogg Says โ€˜Iโ€™m Scared to Go to the Moviesโ€™ After Seeing Spooky Vampires in 'Sinners'

25.08.2025 23:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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