Jen d’Arc

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I was already inclined to blame Kennedy but after seeing bits and pieces of the latest Lizza piece, it’s even easier to draw the connection.

A glorious selfie with the official MAHA lanyard seconds after I made it past Secret Service screening.

About that exclusive, "closed-to-press" MAHA summit last week with RFK and JD Vance: I got in.

Here's what I saw. 🧵 🧪

www.nature.com/articles/d41...

I do not know what that means and I’m signing off immediately before I find out.

Terrible news for Larry David. He should get checked for brain worms right away.

I’m “live and let live” (and not sure what the line is between vanilla and non-vanilla), and I have never cared if strangers online judge my “vanilla” preferences.

Tonight, I’m just really glad I never encountered anybody remotely like RFKJ in personality or fetish preferences. #ignorancewasbliss

I cannot recommend highly enough that you quit the internet before accidentally learning more details and ruining your Saturday morning.

Please report back and let us know if it helps.

Oh, yeah— I completely forgot about that from my c-section. He warned me that a certain medicine (anxiety?) would make it less likely I would remember everything…but it clearly only worked going forward since I remember the conversation!

I think we all know the answer to that.

The most conspiratorial part of my brain wonders if this is a trial balloon for whatever heinous blackmail Epstein/Putin/Netanyahu have on Trump—like, “let’s put out the grossest possible sex acts we can even conceive of about Bobby and see how his approval ratings unfold.”

TFW you accidentally learn the definition of the sex act Lizza casually referenced while exposing the nasty details of the depraved relationship between Kennedy and Nuzzi.

Really the perfect picture for the evening.

Ok, this is another excellent twist from Lizza (who still sucks for sitting on this).

I’m afraid it might be schadenfreude.

::looks for the biggest, most jagged, stone to cast::

They are asleep and if I wake them then I probably have to explain why…

“I’ve never seen a computer commit seppuku before.”

Glad I could help at least one person avoid my fate.

I will forgive you eventually. Especially if you have any hot tips on short term memory loss.

Not googling is a good choice! @thinkyparts.bsky.social took the screenshot I was referring to down, I don’t think I’ve seen it spelled out in graphic detail elsewhere, but there are some pieces here and there.

You’re getting your mass murdering freaks mixed up.

Vanity Fair may be a giant loser, but the biggest loser is all of us who had to learn what the fletching reference meant (some of us involuntarily after others screenshotted the definition 🤢😭).

So many disease vectors to consider!

Just checked and saw the same. I was hoping Vance was the tie breaker and we could pin this all on him.

Patrick, you seem happy…you may want to get back offline before you start to see the sordid details of the latest Lizza-Nuzzi-QFK update.

Me neither.

Don’t need to apologize to me, but I do think you should either delete or give it a label so those of us who don’t need the graphic details can gloss over them.

Oops, CAN’T

I don’t think he got any democrats, did he? They had to blackmail some Republicans to squeak him over the line.