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she/her PRONOUN'D I have a Bachelors of Science in International Affairs (like, actually, I double majored in Computer Science and International Affairs and they let me choose either a BA or a BS).
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Tell Your Democratic Senator(s) to Make Sure Schumer Doesn't Hand Trump a Blank Check act.indivisible.org/sign/funding...
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MAGA
26.07.2025 15:46 — 👍 1423 🔁 416 💬 45 📌 14I am no constitutional scholar, but I can't help but feel that "the President gets to dictate what every university can teach and what every television station should broadcast" is closer to what the founding fathers were worried about when it comes to free speech than trigger warnings on syllabi.
23.07.2025 16:27 — 👍 12134 🔁 2846 💬 71 📌 43“Every single event I did in Russia was shut down by the cops,” she posted on Instagram, “and now it’s starting to feel a lot like Russia.”
16.06.2025 02:21 — 👍 907 🔁 241 💬 5 📌 7Beautiful day for a walk.
Anyway
No Kings
Fuck fascists
Fuck Trump
Trans liberation now
Abolish ICE
No one is illegal on stolen land
Democrats who voted to confirm Kristi Noem for head of DHS:
Fetterman (D-PA)
Hassan (D-NH)
Kaine (D-VA)
Kim (D-NJ)
Peters (D-MI)
Shaheen (D-NH)
Slotkin (D-MI)
leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening
historians: that thing is definitely happening
star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it
news outlets: these protesters are out of control
ICE crossed a line in LA
08.06.2025 12:42 — 👍 24924 🔁 12098 💬 801 📌 1372![Wikipedia definition of "idiot plot": In literary criticism, an idiot plot is one which is "kept in motion solely by virtue of the fact that everybody involved is an idiot",[1]: 26 and where the story would quickly end, or possibly not even happen, if this were not the case.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6waxgers6k753hgsmh2prmv7/bafkreicwreql25fxq3hliczfe3pgz6djdjbrvwbax2d2oyevjm73tb3voy@jpeg)
Wikipedia definition of "idiot plot": In literary criticism, an idiot plot is one which is "kept in motion solely by virtue of the fact that everybody involved is an idiot",[1]: 26 and where the story would quickly end, or possibly not even happen, if this were not the case.
06.06.2025 00:42 — 👍 9858 🔁 1855 💬 114 📌 152Elon out there like "I spent a quarter of a billion dollars to get this pedophile elected, and this is how he repays me?"
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A parody headline reading: “Heartwarming: The Worst People You Know Are All Fighting,” with the image of a man smiling. This is a meme based off an edit of an Onion to the growing feud between Trump and Elon, leading to an internal civil war within MAGA and the authoritarian administration.
05.06.2025 20:06 — 👍 756 🔁 151 💬 5 📌 2'Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat,' Says General
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Musk Weighs Return To Politics After 60th Death On ‘Elden Ring Nightreign’ Tutorial
Musk Weighs Return To Politics After 60th Death On ‘Elden Ring Nightreign’ Tutorial
theonion.com/musk-we...
at some point, you have to hand it to them. their commitment to doing nothing extends to even acting to protecting themselves.
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#8647
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Rising Income Inequality Causing Wealthy Americans To Take On Second Sailboat
Rising Income Inequality Causing Wealthy Americans To Take On Second Sailboat
theonion.com/rising-...
America will continue to suffer until we hold the Lawbreakers accountable. This regime is waving crosses and using God's name in vain while piling sin upon sin. It is the ultimate blasphemy.
"So you, too, must show love to foreigners, for you yourselves were once foreigners in the land of Egypt."
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This administration is acting completely lawlessly and, no matter your political affiliation, if you love this country and the people in it... you should 100% be demanding impeachment and removal of all involved parties.
10.05.2025 16:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Mayor Baraka was ARRESTED for doing what Republicans claim to care about: OVERSIGHT.
Like the true leaders they are, Rep. Coleman, @replamonica.bsky.social, & @menendez.house.gov were right there with him.
The Trump admin keeps weaponizing power against anyone who dares hold them accountable.
A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
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Trump Vows To Reopen Joann Fabrics As Prison
Trump Vows To Reopen Joann Fabrics As Prison theonion.com/trump-v...
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“Maybe instead of 30 dolls this Christmas, children play with the life-size human figurines they already have,” said the commander-in-chief
theonion.com/trump-a...
This right here...🔥💯🔥
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