@gallopingginger.bsky.social
she/her. unfortunately full of thoughts. hater by trade. 🛼🎮🎵💄📸
Now referring to my close friends as platonic life-partners
03.04.2025 21:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0old phone who was this
24.03.2025 21:04 — 👍 424 🔁 35 💬 19 📌 2Just another day of no-one-knows-how-to-fucking-drive-but-me
14.03.2025 22:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I fear to report the post-IUD cramps have been some of the worst pain I've ever endured ha ha this rocks
13.03.2025 07:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When ur job makes an international women's day post about all the awesome women at work while actively trying to take away one of their salaries lmaooo be so for real
08.03.2025 19:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Breaking news! I have a fat ass
08.03.2025 06:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Omg what is this, a crossover episode??
06.03.2025 19:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
03.03.2025 21:09 — 👍 42684 🔁 8581 💬 326 📌 198It's sooo much fun!!! If our house wasn't so old I would 1000% install a pole lmao but I do not trust these old bones
28.02.2025 06:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm 3 weeks into my first ever dance experience (pole), and tbh it's probably the coolest thing I've ever done
27.02.2025 21:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0taking off my XXL oversized sleep t-shirt to put on XXL oversized daily use t-shirt
26.02.2025 19:14 — 👍 126 🔁 7 💬 5 📌 0[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane
19.02.2025 21:23 — 👍 16156 🔁 2089 💬 132 📌 56Oh my goddd i love women so fucking much
02.02.2025 05:49 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Old ladies will see nipples pop thru ur shirt and have a full on heart attack
29.01.2025 06:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0✨️ SELF CARE DAYYYYY ✨️
27.01.2025 19:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Annoyed by my period, but just remembered it's my last one for a long ass time since I'm getting an IUD sooonnnn lets fucking goooOoOOo 🔥🔥🔥
27.01.2025 07:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Me, 15 minutes into caramelizing onions
24.01.2025 03:41 — 👍 4485 🔁 320 💬 25 📌 3thank god im alive at the same time as severance
24.01.2025 07:06 — 👍 255 🔁 26 💬 6 📌 0just checked the news. there's a bunch of really bad stuff in there
23.01.2025 05:04 — 👍 1295 🔁 60 💬 22 📌 3Trimmed my own bangs today. Everyone is required by law to be nice to me.
15.01.2025 23:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0you don’t “seek out” other gay people. you light a cigarette on the beach and then gay hands appear to block the wind for you. grab them. never let go
14.01.2025 05:30 — 👍 302 🔁 26 💬 0 📌 1Bathroom graffiti- gotta be one of my favorite art forms
12.01.2025 09:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fuck it, gonna rewatch Skins (UK)
08.01.2025 18:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The orc from Return of the King saying “The age of men is over. Now the Jingle Hop has begun.” He is wearing a Santa hat
24.12.2024 16:52 — 👍 15245 🔁 3374 💬 82 📌 42
Me when the coffee kicks in
11.12.2024 17:53 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I know a time signature haaaaaate to see Hozier coming
11.12.2024 17:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Me: wow, finally starting to feel financially secure
My car: how exciting! Would be a shame if i..... had some expensive issues all of a sudden 😏
The OG, unfortunately forgot to ask about the others
10.12.2024 03:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
