Isadore O. Penn

" Captain, I believe the aliensh are trying to communicate. Fashinating."

"Just because you're a member of an ethnic minority, that doesn't mean you can't be a small-minded b-st-rd."
-Samuel Vimes. (Terry Pratchett: ''Feet of Clay')

"I'm not touching you, I'm not touching you..."
"мать"

I got a Rush off of this.

"Greetings, greetings fellow stargazers!"
Heavenly Days, but I hadn't thought of Dr. Jack for years. Thank you for skeeting this.

Next, he'll be suing a publican for selling a low-calorie beer/lemonade mix as Slim Shandy.

11:26 am EST. still can't access radio.net

I have heard the bird
The Surfin' Bird and I say
The bird's a winner.

Sunlight reflected
From frost-rimed leaves sparkling
With many colors
#haiku

"My words fly up, my thoughts remain on beer.
Words without thoughts, only bartenders hear"
(apologies to Mr. Shakespeare)

Will you be honing your cake-making skills?

Good work, Steve.
Any landing you can walk away from, is a good landing.

"The Washington post works this way, of course."
Yesterday's comedy, today's tragedy.

Dump the Hogg.
Uncle Jesse for president.

They also have no families, or need vacations or ever ask for a raise.
And they can be wholly owned by the company.
Control -ownership- is the reason for the corporate drive to replace humans with these bits of software and data.

"Oh, no. We've run out of lentils."
"We have plenty of grass, we'll just go out and graze on the lawn."
"But we sold the lawn to our next-door neighbor for two APCs and an artillery battery to named later."

He needs a pinch-runner because of his knees.
Leo can still hit a screaming liner, but he's a little slow around the bases.

"You weird pagan shits!"
Is that an argument ad hominem, or a Straw Man Argument?

He's the very definition of 'All hat and no cattle.'

Hmm. Bets they're under/in one of those knapsacks, probably to stay away from the reek of the lad who keeps stuffing his used pipe cleaners down the back of the sofa.

"Dope will get you through times of no money, better than money will get you through times of no dope."
-Free-Wheelin' Franklin

A recipe for Pumpkin Brownies: www.allrecipes.com/recipe/21116...

♪ I've got a peaceful, power feeling
and you know I won't let you down ♫
- (apologies to The Eagles)

Rain falls unhindered
Through autumn bared tree branches
Onto leaf-strewn earth

#haiku

The fallen leaves that
Rustle on the forest floor
Still echo the wind.
#haiku

“Believe nothing you hear, and only one half that you see."
- Edgar Allan Poe: 'The System of Dr. Tarr and Prof. Fether'

♪ And the shame was on the other side
Oh we can beat them, for ever and ever
Then we could be heroes, just for one day ♫

♪ And the Dalek hedgehog can't be buggered at all ♫

That's one way to deal with hooligans invading the pitch.

Yes, the Goths are Visi-ble.
And don't they look happy to be there!